He made out with another man at a party and said He liked it. +rep

YOU'RE A BALLS GAMER?!!?!

wait, wait, wait.... hold your balls... uhm... YOU'RE A BALLS GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak but.. just when I thought balls couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing balls games. Nicely done, m’balls. You've just become every ball’s dream balls. If you had balls a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "balling", lol.

Excuse me sir or ma'am but I couldn't help but notice.... are you a "girl"?? A "female?" A "member of the finer sex?"

Not that it matters too much, but it's just so rare to see a girl around here! I don't mind, no--quite to the contrary! It's so refreshing to see a girl online, to the point where I'm always telling all my friends "I really wish girls were better represented on the internet."

And here you are!
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I don't mean to push or anything, but if you wanted to DM me about anything at all, I'd love to pick your brain and learn all there is to know about you. I'm sure you're an incredibly interesting girl--though I see you as just a person, really--and I think we could have lots to teach each other.

I've always wanted the chance to talk to a gorgeous lady--and I'm pretty sure you've got to be gorgeous based on the position of your text in the screenshot--so feel free to shoot me a message, any time at all! You don't have to be shy about it, because you're beautiful anyways (that's juyst a preview of all the compliments I have in store for our chat).

Looking forwards to speaking with you soon, princess!

Puppy!!!

silly gay catboy (this person smells btw)