My fellow Americans, as your president and commander in chief, it is with a, heavy heart, that I'm informing you that we have made a strategic decision to surrender to the alien invaders known as The Combine. Right now this is our best chance for survival as Americans, and as humans. This has been the hardest decision of my life, and I did not do so lightly. As Americans, and indeed as human citizens, we have never willingly surrendered to oppression, and this very idea is anathema to our very core values and everything we hold dear. Yet the fact, and hard truth, remains that we lost this battle, for now. And believe me- we will live to fight another day, we shall return! God bless you, and God bless the United States of America.

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I have 42 potatos. You're still my favorite.

so basically I was in my bedroom just beating my meat you know, busy edging almost for an hour then my dad knocks on the door and tells me we gotta get some ♥♥♥♥ for dinner and he needs help carrying stuff.

so I slide my throbbing engorged ass meat back in my pants and the only ♥♥♥♥♥♥ underwear I had left was tight as ♥♥♥♥. I get that ♥♥♥♥ on and we get in da car and im tryna bump some crazy frog u kno and I put on Axel F.

I should mention we got a system in the car with a ♥♥♥♥ ton of bass so that ♥♥♥♥ HIT, car bounced like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tennis ball going 200mph and made me cream my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pants...

after the incident ion know how to feel, proud, horny, depressed? I just don’t know man felt the need to tell yall about this.

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Sorry dude, I mean you no harm. My name is Patrick, I'm 31, and I'm not here to cause any harm. Please don't contact the police, please don't alert the authorities, please don't freak out. I'm not going to kill myself or hurt anyone or anything like that, but please don't freak out. My name is Patr

-Rep Efter ett bra lir i cs:go, addade jag honom eftersom han verkade vara en cool snubbe. Vi började chatta med varandra och efter ett par månader blev vi riktigt goda vänner. Många trevliga samtal, massor av bra CS matcher och framför allt utvecklade vi en nära vänskap.
Jag bjöd in honom till ett csgo-lan hemma hos mig. Han tackade ja och jag såg fram emot att han skulle komma. När han dök upp, tryckte han upp mig mot väggen och började nafsa mig i örat, jag kände hans styva kuk mot mitt lår. Jag slog honom på käften och one-tappade honom. Det visade sig att han var bög. Skum snubbe, lita inte på honom

i love youtoo baby boy

no u

no u

Saying I like Trap porn is not cool, jackass. How would you like it if somebody exposed YOUR fetishes? That's right. I know your fetishes, I saw your internet history. YOUR fetishes. Now DELETE THAT COMMENT! Before I somehow PUBLISH YOUR INTERNET HISTORY! SCHMUCK! I have no TIME for people like you but you INSIST on pissing me OFF ALL THE TIME. STOP POSTING MY INTERNET HISTORY. Look, add me back and we can talk about this, I didn't insult your BOYFRIEND (that makes you gay by the way) LARRY. STOP TELLING LIES ABOUT ME. I have a very good reputation on steam and I've met Notch, the creator of Steam, and he told me that I was good and he'd give me levels, and he DID. DID HE DO THAT FOR YOU? NO. NOW SHUT UP, YOU IGNORANT CUCK-SNIFFING JUSTIN TRUDEAU-LOOKING WELFARE-TAKING FLINT, MICHIGAN WATER-DRINKING ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Girl: Am I pretty?
Boy:yes
Girl: Do u even want to be with me forever?
Boy: yes
Girl: Do u even like me?
Boy: yes
Girl: Would u cry if i walked away?
Boy: yes
She heard enough and was hurt... She walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: yes
Boy: yes
Boy: yes
Boy: yes
Boy Whispers: yes
Girl: yes
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he yes u
*Something yes will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere, but it will probably be in your yes!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life, because there will be an electrical yes!
*If u dont post this to yes other comments... You will never yes again.

good but bad big very

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are :)
IF YOU GET 7 YOU ARE A TRUE ♥♥♥!

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Unbreakable union of free republics
has welded forever to Great Russia.
Long live the will of the peoples created
the One, the mighty Soviet Union!

Be glorious, our free Fatherland,
Friendship, reliable bulwark of the peoples!
Banner of the Soviet, the banner of the popular
Let from victory to victory leads!

Through tempests the sun of freedom shone to us,
And the great Lenin illuminated our path.
Stalin raised us - on loyalty to the people
to labor and heroic deeds inspired us.

Hail Motherland bowl free,
people's happiness reliable bulwark!
Banner of the Soviet, the banner of the people
are empty of victory leads to victory!

We raised our army in battle,
Invader despicable the way you dare!
We are in battle to decide the fate of generations,
we have to guide them the glory of his fatherland!

Be glorious, our free,
Famer peoples reliable bulwark!
Banner of the Soviet, the banner of the people
are empty of victory leads to victory!

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Heelloouh~ Basically, I need ONE PERSON to dedicate my life to (romance and all else). I simply expect to find a person, who can dedicate their life to me too <3. So, the person must be single, available, capable of keeping promises. We would keep to the promise "Together, forever." as true and deep as we can. Example: Spending all our time together. Being eachother's most important thing. Why? Because being alone is lonely. Friends are useless. Close friends are not reliable. Gaming buddies in love > Normal buddies. AND waking up, with the first thought, to look forward to spending more time with the one you luv is cute <3. Bonuses: Gaming, Game development, Romance. I'm 20, very clingy, very demanding, very commited. If you are interested in that promise, Add me. <3

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so what was it you actually got?

got it, didn't die.

i try my hardest

die this or get

get this or die

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You need to skype me and Xreoth tomorrow

BLACK, YOU *NEED* TO SKYPE WITH US TOMORROW!

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ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ JON

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