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Once when I was in third grade I learned to jack off from other kids at school. After months of jerking my jimmy, I wondered what would happen if I slipped my ♥♥♥♥ into a dr pepper can. I dropped the phone which had boku no piko part 3 playing on it and picked up the 4 inch meat. I then slipped the small ♥♥♥♥ into the sharp ended hole that led into the can of dr pepper. My arrousal got my ♥♥♥♥ so hard that the sharp bladed hole cut my ♥♥♥♥. After minutes of pain snd agony, the blood circulation on the middle part of the penis becane so tight that it got completely chopped off. MY MEAT WAS LYING ON THE GROUND IN A POOL OF BLOOD. Because I was home alone, I had to have a very awkward 911 call explaining why my ♥♥♥♥ was on the ground. I then had to call my parents abd explaain why I no longer have a ♥♥♥♥. They cane home along with the flashing lights of the ambulance. After emergency surgery they sealed my “penis.”

Minecraft, but he's torturing my ♥♥♥♥ and balls. In this video, I have to beat Minecraft while my friend is torturing my ♥♥♥♥ and balls. He has a humbler, a stretcher and can actively kick them at any time he wishes. Can I beat the Ender Dragon before my testicles are ruptured? Watch to find out.

fortnite needs sex. I am an 11 year old boy who often fantasizes about sex I want sex I am virgin. fortnite sex could help me have real sex please epic games give me sex I am very lonely please epic games what must I do to see Ariel assault trooper have their black round cheeks clapped by agent peely like damn give me upvotes and awards so fortnite sex is made real.

god, I want to ♥♥♥♥ the zoologist so hard. I'm just imagining her ♥♥♥♥♥ gripping my ♥♥♥♥ like a pair of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pliers while her beautiful brown eyes hypnotize me and after I ♥♥♥ inside her I pull out and I blast a second load onto her fluffy tail and watch her struggle to get it out later. On round two she would give me a titjob with her massive boobs and when I nut again it lands on her face. My white ♥♥♥ is almost shining on her dark skin like topping on a cupcake. She licks it off as if she's asking for more. With her ears twitching she starts to suck on my ♥♥♥♥, this time however it will take a bit longer for me to ♥♥♥. When she realises that it won't do, she offers her butthole to my throbbing ♥♥♥♥ as I push her against the wall and start thrusting. I watch her pupils change from normal to heart shaped and when I finally nut again she's almost out of breath with her body exhausted on the ground with ♥♥♥ dripping out of her ♥♥♥♥♥ and anal cavity.

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You like wild dogs and dragons and puppies and vixens

But we all grow tall

When femboy foxes get involved

Oh

Visit the Femboy Hooters

The waiters all wear pantyhose

And if you grind up on them

You can stick paws down their clothes

All of the other restaurants

Are jealous of the sales we make

We don’t mind if you stiff us

Cuz Femboy Hooters waiters don’t break

Then one boring Friday shift

The manager came to say,

Femboys with your butts so tight

Go suck our guests totes dry tonight

Then all of the patrons boned up

As they shouted out with glee

We all love Femboy Hooters

Where upturned tails are complimentary

I WOVE to mastuwbate in cwass! I tuck my boxews to the side of my bawws and position my ewect ♥♥♥♥ out thwough my fwy zip, so it’s exposed in cwass, undew the tabwe. I wove the feewing of wubbing my foweskin up and down my ♥♥♥♥ undew the tabwe with peopwe so cwose. It’s thwiwwing and tewwifying knowing that at any moment youw fwiend, ow even wowse youw teachew couwd spot you with youw ♥♥♥♥ out. I have a few ways of owgasming in cwass. I eithew shoot my woad onto the undewneath of my tabwe ow I tuck my ♥♥♥♥ back in my boxews just befowe I ♥♥♥, so I ♥♥♥ in my boxews. Then I just change when I get back home. I hope this answewed youw question weww! I wove being sexuaw and diwty, so message me hewe on quowa fow a fun time! X

It's 6 am on my day off I was having some weird ass dreams and I was like, alright y'all imma go to the bathroom, just thinking I was awake even though I was a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Ghostbuster. I started going and was confused I didn't hear anything then just woke the ♥♥♥♥ up all wet. I'm hella pissed I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adult and should know better than this ♥♥♥♥ ugh.

After 7 years on Reddit, I have finally seen the light. I have purged my mind of the numerous falsehoods taught to me by the outside world, and I have embraced the unequivocal truths Reddit has imparted upon me. Behold:

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Emojis Bad

Diamonds Bad

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Hey my name is pan and i'm a psychopath,I like to jump off the bridge.Just kidding maybe not all the time,But maybe it's common to just see me dying all over again xd. But hey i kinda enjoy it but i rarely angry(maybe?). Also i need a NEW KEYBOARD real fast. This thing sucks! the RGB barely works. If it's work it didn't responsive at all. The light keeps on and off. But nvm i bought it for a very cheap. And i'll find a better one real soon after i break this one. And also i need a new mouse too. Too old to use. And too dirty to clean off. But hey i'll probably get something new soon I GUESS!?!? NOPE I WILL HAVE TO USE these PIECE OF CRAP! Well atleast it's still worked. So no changed yet? Maybe changed now. Now where am i?,Am i at a noodle pot?,Or a pan with some bacons? well maybe both? Can they talk?,Yes they can

Hi,

I've been with a few women in my life and one thing I've noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they're barely an inch apart.

I'm not sure about other guys - but doesn't this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually -- like they're supposed to be so feminine and beautiful yet this ghastly little oversight is ruining everything.

Somehow it feels to me that women should be more aware of this flaw and it should affect their confidence. Whenever I see a so-called beautiful woman walking down the street so care-free thinking she's all that I just remember her anus is only 1 inch away from her ♥♥♥♥♥ and laugh her into oblivion.

Hey, VSauce! Michael here!

This is PORN, or if you’re of-a-certain-age, a PORNO, but what is... PORNOGRAPHY?

The word "photography" was created from the Greek roots φωτός (phōtos), genitive of φῶς (phōs), meaning light and γραφή (graphé) meaning “representation by means of lines, drawing" or, simply put, Recording, together meaning Making a record with light.

That’s what a photograph is, a sampling of light levels at a certain point in time. It’s probably the only graphs we cherish.

The Greek word πόρνη (pórnē) means “prostitute", so pornography literally means... Recording Prostitutes. A bit antiquated but would you expect from Ancient Greek?

Homer has described donuts as “delicious”. On the other hand; Homer, the philosopher that is, described the ocean as Wine Dark.

By studying other languages linguists have found that colours evolve in a language in a predictable pattern:

Today I [M63] found my wife [F18] in my house [314m²] blowing my uncle [M92] in my bathroom [15m²]. I left via my car [Toyota Corolla] [43L tank] and drove [16KM] to the store [112m²] and purchased a can of Monster™ Energy Drink [500mL] and paid the Cashier [M21] for the drink [$5.00]

Alright, because I am a sick,horny ♥♥♥♥♥♥, I came up with a game. Tonight imma fap to all 6 main ethnicities in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pornstar filter. I'll assign each one a number (Asian: 1 ; Black: 2 ; Indian: 3 ; Latin: 4 ; Middle Eastern: 5 ; White: 6) and then use the "roll a die" feature on google. If it rolls one that I have already partaken in, I will roll again until all of them are gone. At the end when all the 6 main ethnicities are gone, I will beat the final boss: the "mixed" filter. I can only assume that after this, I will get the "Mister Worldwide" achievement.

I will update this throughout my journey. I seriously considered using my throwaway account, but honestly, ♥♥♥♥ it. Regardless, I will probably delete this post later out of shame.

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended.

Four ruffians break into my house.

"What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle.

Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot.

Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog.

I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms.

Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.

He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

I cannot clean my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My ass is literally so tight I am incapable of fully wiping all ♥♥♥♥ from it after I use the toilet. I never had this problem as a child because I was so thin and had so little muscle mass that my ♥♥♥♥ basically had direct rectum to toilet water contact, clean up after was a breeze. Now every time I take a ♥♥♥♥ I wipe to the best of my ability and 3 or 4 hours later my ass sweat will mix with some of the leftover fecal matter and slowly ooze down my leg. I recently got a new shower head with multiple settings so now I can power wash my brown eye but even then I have to fully bend over and use one hand to spread my cheeks as much as possible but still it's not perfectly effective. I dread the idea of hooking up with someone who wants to eat my ass. How do I explain that my ass is so tight that even superman couldn't pry it apart? I'll have to live my life with my ass uneaten and that's no way to live

♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ I can't believe it! Alright so today we're having class and my crush was looking like a straight-up snack as usual. No one could see me from the waist down so I stared at her and started to jerk off. I was yanking it, I was cranking it the teacher's words were going in one ear and right out the other. Then my crush got up to get a cola out of her mini-fridge, her fast ass was on display for everyone to see. I came so hard that it shot out of my ♥♥♥♥ like a surface-to-air missile! My thick sticky ♥♥♥ covered my Kill-La-Kill shirt, the whole class was staring. I knew they knew but I had to clean myself up. I thought I had covered the camera when I got up but the whole class saw my semi-hard ♥♥♥♥ in all its four inches of glory. The teacher kicked me from the class and pmd me to let me know that I had been suspended indefinitely. Does anyone know if I can sue the school for discrimination?

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Xsex 96.9

i watch buddhism hotline every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day

(this is a joke call)

johnathan hills pisses me off in every way

(hang up the call)

bring mathis back... bring ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mathis back

♥♥♥♥ you johnathan you're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥... ass ♥♥♥♥♥ prolapse!

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unlik consoles, stadia doesnt take up any space

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the car with the stripes paint

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...

This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality? What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?

Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized? I could go on

Edit: I just realized a Cars 9/11 gives a whole new layer of meaning to the phrase "let's roll"

Someone tried to tell me I was cyber bullying kids into hurting themselves today.

I was playing some military tycoon because I was bored out of my mind and I was killing baconhairs and other ppl left and right (you level up at certain kill intervals). I didn't think too much about it but some of them started leaving. At one point one of my victims outsmarted me and started hiding behind walls to get away and killing me. In an attempt to get him to stop I started calling him scared and told him to stop hiding and he said I was cyberbullying. I asked how and he said because I was harassing them by excessively killing them. I kinda felt bad... but am I in the wrong here?!? Could that be considered cyber bullying?

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My Grandfather smoked his whole life. I was about 10 years old when my mother said to him, 'If you ever want to see your grandchildren graduate, you have to stop immediately.'. Tears welled up in his eyes when he realized what exactly was at stake. He gave it up immediately. Three years later he died of lung cancer. It was really sad and destroyed me. My mother said to me- 'Don't ever smoke. Please don't put your family through what your Grandfather put us through." I agreed. At 28, I have never touched a cigarette. I must say, I feel a very slight sense of regret for never having done it, because your post gave me cancer anyway.

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I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding.

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