“Please pass the All Fruit.”
“Pass the Polaner All Fruit.”
“Pass the Polaner All Fruit.”

“Would you please pass the jelly?”

Hi. We’re concerned that many of you League players under Emerald didn’t get that reference, so I’m gonna take you through the actual play. Okay? Typical solo queue draft lobby.

“Please pass the All Fruit.”
Clearly the support. They locked in first and have the most wards.

“Pass the Polaner All Fruit.”
Weird jungle-mid duo energy there.

“Pass the Polaner All Fruit.”

Okay, okay. Watch. Here’s where it all goes to hell.

“Would you please pass Smite?”

See? He called jungle without Smite.

What I don’t get is, if they know this guy, why are they surprised by the way he plays? Right? And if they don’t know him, why is he in our ranked lobby?

Okay, now you have the information that would have made that funny had you had it going in.

Oh god, let’s go quick. Here comes an overweight cat with dollar signs for eyes and a hat that says Social Security pouring a bucket that says Alternative Minimum Tax over a sad Statue of Liberty holding a democracy umbrella. - Oh That oughta wake people up!

Takumi Usui on the profile? Nice, *Tips fedora* a man of class! Be careful hinge ladies this man attempts to climb in unranked TFT like he is on a v7 red wall, saw him down the local pub in brizzle town centre screaming over captain Mbuemo? Who is this man? Have you seen Mbaldo? off to afcon he goes *in yoda voice* please refrain from building meta teams in FPL and TFT and battlegrounds, call him the slayer-rugug-haalandcaptainer for petes sake!

+rep :telina:

0:00–0:10: Innocent setup. Two brothers sitting together. It feels candid, no agenda. The audience subconsciously relaxes — this isn’t staged.

0:10–0:25: Rising tension. Harry willingly places his finger into Charlie’s mouth. At first, a soft nibble. There’s no sense of danger, but you can feel the anticipation.

0:25–0:35: The bite intensifies. Harry’s expression shifts from curiosity to pain and disbelief. His "Ouch, Charlie!" escalates in volume and tone, creating dramatic tension.

0:35–0:50: Climax. Harry pulls away, clearly hurt, but there’s a beat where he looks at Charlie, torn between anger, confusion, and maybe betrayal. Then, almost Shakespearean, he declares: “Charlie bit me. And that really hurt.”

0:50–0:56: Resolution. Charlie laughs maniacally, eyes gleaming. Harry stares into the camera — the fourth wall breaks, pulling us directly into the domestic chaos.

Hi "Fr0d" ?

Just noticed all these HR Rengar comments on your profile.. what the hell is he going on about? does he have some delusion?

Many thanks,

Sweaty

HR Rengar doesn’t fire you — he reallocates your existence. Shows up in a pinstripe suit, red eye glowing behind blue-light glasses, and slides a termination slip across your desk like it’s a death sentence. Used Comic Sans in a pitch? You're already gone. KPI stands for Kill Per Individual.

HR Rengar is the most terrifying.

If you make an inappropriate comment in the break room, HR Rengar appears instantly — materializing from the shadows — to ask you if this is “how we uphold company values.” Then he vanishes again, leaving behind only a neatly filled-out complaint form and the distant sound of jungle drums.

🐴💼 Memo from the Mount Investment Board 💼🐴

Dear Shareholder Frod,

After careful analysis of your recent expeditions, it’s clear our portfolio of Tier 3 horses has suffered catastrophic depreciation - primarily due to you luring gatherers with promises of safety, only to reveal an assassin jacket and tier 8 poison. Bold strategy.

Effective immediately, the board recommends reinvestment into Flax Futures™ and a new hedge position in Toxic Claws Derivatives. Risk assessment? Minimal. Returns? Max Q-pressing chaos.

PS: Your mist-diving credentials have been upgraded. Title: Chief Ambush Officer (CAO).

Yours in profit and poison,
The Invisible Ox Consortium 🚚✨

Hi mate,

Hope you're well! Just spotted in your bio that it says “Mount investor” and it caught my eye—was wondering if you could shed a bit of light on what that means? Curious to know if it's something adventurous or more on the business side!

Cheers, Kind regards, Sweaty

Hi mate! cant help but notice in your bio it says "Mount investor" could you clarify on what this means?

Many thanks,
Kind regards

Sweaty

Howdy!

Thank you so much for your offer to
'indulge in some albion online'

I was thinking we could possibly become skinners instead and fail to find tier 8 drops lol!

I am so excited to venture into the mists with you traveler, I cannot wait to slip on my claws and pop on my assassin jacket to pop out of invis to assassinate some tier 3 horses my friend!

Don't forget to bring tier 4 poison potions with you! lol! Or you can bring one tier 8 poison for 15k to throw at a t3 transport Ox which won't dismount it, damn it! Those tier 4 gatherers will be ours! I hear they're carrying all the riches of Albion on their mounts!

Make sure to get your hands on plenty of flax, I hear the prices will boom!

I'd be honored to heal you up in hell-gates and lose to a one-handed curse player pressing Q!

Little reminder about that Mammoth that trashed itself, LOL! HAHAHA!

Huzzah comrades! Let the lands be ours!

Hi everyone, I am currently studying Property Development and Planning at university and am writing my dissertation. I am researching into prefabrication in construction and how it could benefit the UK.

🚨 Alert for Whitebank Stream Travelers 🚨

Attention, adventurers and gatherers! A pack of Albion gankers mounted on Dire Wolves has been spotted prowling the area of Whitebank Stream. These predators are on the lookout for unsuspecting victims to ambush. Ensure your safety by traveling in groups, keeping an eye on your surroundings, and preparing for quick escapes if necessary.

Stay alert, stay safe, and let's watch out for each other out there!

You are my Frodshine,
My only Frodshine,
You make me happy,
When skies are gray.
You'll never know, dear,
How much I love you,
Please don't take,
My Frodshine away.

Warmest welcomes Fr0de!

Wubbalubbadubdub!!

Thanks for hiding that egg partner!

I really enjoyed finding it,

All the best,
Kind regards,

Keep safe,

L1T

I look forward to seeing you on the hills of albion haha!

Take care,

Lit

Thanks for hiding that egg partner!

In the heart of a warm summer, Frod and his family embarked on an unforgettable adventure to the picturesque island of Mallorca, nestled in the turquoise embrace of the Mediterranean Sea. Their journey was not just about exploring a new destination; it was an opportunity for togetherness, discovery, and unbridled fun. Alongside them was their trusty companion, Chungite, whose enthusiasm for every moment was infectious. Chungite's antics were a constant source of amusement. Whether chasing seagulls on the beach or photobombing their vacation snapshots, he added an element of unexpected joy to each moment. His presence united the family in a shared sense of wonder and delight.

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Thanks RabbitarPeekDboPeekLouLouPeek! for congratulating him at being a champion! he sure is alright! ha ha ha

Just wanted to congratulate you, champion Fred Moore, on your victory in the recent gaming session with your 'fellow nerdy pals'.

Huzzah!

Oh, my geeky glee! Let me tell you about Fred Moore's epic gaming session with Jackbox Party Pack 3. Picture this: Fred, the undisputed king of trivia and quick wit, assembled his fellow nerdy pals for an evening of raucous fun. Armed with his vast knowledge and lightning-fast reflexes, Fred dominated every round with his uncanny ability to crack jokes and guess answers in record time. From the uproarious Fibbage 3 to the riotous Quiplash 2, Fred's witty one-liners and clever comebacks left everyone in stitches. With each victory, his joyous nerdiness only grew, basking in the glory of being right, and making sure everyone knew it. Fred Moore, the self-proclaimed champion of Jackbox Party Pack 3, proved once again that nerds rule the gaming world!

It is I, Master Yoda! Go to raves a lot, you do. Partake in frivolous activities, you enjoy! Mmm, I salute you, young Padowan. Now go, you must, carry the weight of the force through all of Bristol Temple Meads Train Station!

👇 Hi Lit from garrys mod trickshot, big fan of that gnarly shot! just read that message whilst eating my breakfast and thought id send a little reply over :)

Hi mate,

Thanks for your thoughtful comment on my profile, just hit a 0x hand of anubis while reels had 440x on them, really helped lift my mood!

Hasta la vista!
Lit (from garrys mod trickshot)

What? 👇

Dear frod-th-senpai,

Oh my gosh, I just found out that you're, like, a total pro at playing slot machines! That's, like, so cool, senpai! :slot_machine:

I'm, like, totally blown away by your skills and talents. It's, like, no wonder that you're, like, such a superstar at the slots! :btd6stunned:

I'm, like, totally rooting for you, senpai! Keep on winning big and, like, making everyone proud!

With love and admiration,
Sweaty-chan :sparkling_heart:

Dear Fr0d,
I must say, delivering packages for Amazon is an impressive job. You must be quite the athlete to be able to run up and down people's driveways all day long. And let's not forget about the mental agility required to navigate the winding streets and ever-changing traffic patterns.
I can only imagine the horror of getting a community ban while delivering a package to a customer. They might have thought you were trying to steal their gaming account! But fear not, my friend, I'm sure you'll bounce back in no time.
Who knows, maybe this is a sign that you should pursue a career in gaming after all? You could become a Twitch streamer and show off your skills in between deliveries. Or, you could start your own video game delivery service and offer same-day delivery to your fellow gamers.

Best regards,
Sweaty

Hi mate! sorry to bother you just wondering when you'll next be depositing to goldenbet.com , been waiting over an hour now no rush or anything but i am waiting sorry if this is annoying you but i am waiting so its ok man i understand the delay

was hoping to see tombstone RIP bonus buy?
PLease let me know when is a good time for you so we can sort something out

Thanks! sorry for type.

-rep saw you in vegas on the slots spinning vault cracker? and jane blond? for 25 hours straight losing constantly with 0 scatters ? MAYBE stick to something else? and work on faceit average instead
thanks.

-rep saw you in vegas on the slots spinning vault cracker? and jane blond? for 25 hours straight losing constantly with 0 scatters ? MAYBE stick to something else? and work on faceit average instead
thanks.

Hi mate! sorry to bother you but ive just accepted your request to pentapeek group and was wondering when you will be setting ur in game tag? Cant wait to hit some sick dubs with you man!

Kind regards,

-rep saw you in vegas on the slots spinning vault cracker? and jane blond? for 25 hours straight losing constantly with 0 scatters ? MAYBE stick to something else? and work on faceit average instead
thanks.

Hi, was just enquiring about the previous comment on your profile, is that meant to say 'adc' or is there something I don't understand.

Best regards

acdc

frod tarkov player killed sacrel and has good pyke graph season 6 pyke R god PENTA KILLL !!!!!!!!!!!!!

ford the tarkovb player who killed sacriel!+!

ford the tarkovb player who killed sacriel!+!

?!?!?!?!?

+rep fred

fred

Signed by Rocco,
+rep top player

litgamdom on gamdom websitepogers fred is cool dont delete usui blood type cringe

- 𝐒𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐁𝐲 𝐀𝐯𝐚

Signed by zero two
aka. weird anime woman
aka. lit (dont deletep ls)

GG MATE!!!!!!!!! POGGOG

I have good offers for you. Add me for a serious trade. Thanks!

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