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followed me around at Big Lots asking for change. when I went to the parking lot he chased me down and asked me if I would go to prom with his daughter. I was a bit puzzled to say the least, and I initially turned him down. That is until he informed me that there would be something "radical" in it for me, after which point I felt obligated to acquiesce to his request. he gave me a yellowish scrap of paper with his daughter's telephone number on it, and told me to call her on the third Sunday of Advent. He pulled his trucker cap over his eyes and proceeded to walk away from me with both arms outstretched, like a zombie (a zombie is an undead creature, formerly a living person, brought back to life by sinister sorcery; think AMC's "The Walking Dead").

A few weeks pass, and the day that I have been asked to contact this man's daughter has come. As I'm dialing the number my heart is racing, and an intense fear takes ahold of me. I take a deep breath and shake the feeling. A woman answers the phone.
"Hello?" I ask. "MEET ME AT BIG LOTS" yells my soon-to-be lover. I hang up, get dressed, and start my 2011 Honda Accord with V8 engine and spoiler. I pull into Big Lots and am greeted by the last thing I could imagine; I am overwhelmed by a sense of dread not unlike the feeling one would receive upon first glimpse of a Lovecraftian abomination. This was no lady; this was an Iguana in a prom dress! then she told me to add her dad on steam and we played some counter strike he's kind of bad but he seems like a cool enough guy though even if he wanted me to have sex with his Iguana daughter it's chill though I mean I don't judge if that's what you're into but I'm not I like to h

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You are my sunshine, my only sunshine
You make me happy when skies are gray
You'll never know dear, how much I love you
Please don't take my sunshine away

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

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Ready to burst
A load of my lymph
Will quench this dead body's thirst
One month in the grave
Twisted and half decayed
She turned a putrid yellow
I pissed in her maggot filled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
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My semen is bleeding
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First of all, that's a hilarious title now that I think about it. I feel like it would end with the word, "....please..." XD
Anyhow, there's a lotta talk going on about Survive, the state of Metal Gear and all that bollocks. Some are optimistic, some are foaming at the mouths and ejaculating with anger stiffies.
Many are angry that Metal Gear is being used for a zombie game, which many consider over-saturated and totally not what a Metal Gear Solid game should ever dabble in.
A fun way to kill time with a mate, sure, but I'm almost 30. Most of my mates don't play games anymore 'cuz they're too busy having babies and making me look like a tosser. XD
IMO, Metal Gear ain't some holy narrative where anything that isn't the traditional 'Solid' experience ends up being a disgrace to what the series is about. 'Cuz this is a series that's littered with shameless ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ product placement and tie ins to other games. And straight up ripping off other ♥♥♥♥.
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hey, sorry i saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haa add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Why haven't they made a spongebob fleshlight? Think about it: it would be so soft, squishy, and there are enough holes in him that your friends could insert their wieners inside of him at the same time as you. I don't know about you but spongebob has always turned me on. Just the thought of an innocent, children's cartoon character turned into a penis sucking machine makes him 10x hotter. It could even have a suction cup on the bottom so you could mount it to the wall. In my opinion this is a perfect business idea, and it would satisfy many of my needs.

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Im daddy's little fidget spinner when daddy feels horny he lifts me up ☝ and puts me on his huge ♥♥♥♥ and I spin and spin whirrrrr I get so dizzy but daddy keeps me spinning me until I squirt ⛲⛲ leaving me all wet and his cummies are all inside ⬜ me God I'm such a spinny dizzy little slut for daddy!

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Hi

F.U.C.K stands for “Friends U Can Keep” so promise me, you’ll F.U.C.K. me 4ever!!

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life

hi babe

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