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Chop Goblins is a classic style FPS or "Boomer Shooter" at it is so aptly listed under. Taking place in a nameless city, the player controls some random guy who "on a whim" breaks into a museum one night (for some reason) and opens a chest releasing the "Chop Goblins" who are intending to eat all the world's cheese. The player then grabs a nearby antique dagger goes on a quest across 5 short levels collecting up to 4 ranged weapons to aid them to save the world from the Pandora's box they have unleashed onto the world, traveling trough time to stop the "Chop Goblins".

HIGHS:
Affordable
Silly, whimsical story
Excellent FPS Action
Neat choice of weapons
Straightforward levels
AMAZING Soundtrack
Maps are riddled with ammo (you never run out)

Lows:
Short levels
No "jump" feature
For some reason you're weapon still appears ready when you die
No autosave/quicksave/general save feature
Limited replay value
Maps are riddled with ammo (you never run out)

Overall: 89%

Bottom Line:
This is a fun little modern Boomer Shooter with a silly story and a great soundtrack, although the limited replay value may have you not exactly returning to it too often.

Overrated FPS Slop unworthy of a full review from me. See my OG Bioshock review if you've got a burning desire for more detail.

EDIT: This game is not a "Spiritual Successor" to SystemShock: it's an insult that is shamelessly trying to capitalize off a great game by piggybacking off the celebrity status of one of the members of the development team..

I couldn't get into it. Seemed like shooter slop with repulsive aesthetics to me. Sure, maybe members of Irrational worked on it and "shock" is in the name, but this is far from deserving of a "spiritual successor" title for SystemShock. The plot rips off the Manchurian Candidate and the ending rips off Oddworld. It doesn't bring anything new to the table.

All in all I spent a little over an hour playing it (total between this and the remaster). I then told a discord server that I was in that the game sucked and they had a full on meltdown, going so far as to theme the entire server after this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game because for some reason the fans of this game are rabid.

Side gripe: the idle animation for the wrench is maddeningly annoying.

This is easily one of the strangest games that I have ever played.

Highs:
Silly & surreal
Fun timewaster for half an hour
Functional

Lows:
No look inversion
Poor conveyance (i.e. I didn't realize you start with weapons)
For some reason your "sidearm weapon" changes every level and is virtually useless
Cryptic achievement list
Upon completion the Mouse disappears and you must manually close the game from the outside

Overall: 80%

Bottom Line:
It's a functional time waster, probably the dev stretching their legs for something bigger, so I'm not going too hard on them.

BEWARE:
This game is something of a "Monkey's Paw" for achievement hunters.

When I first got it: there was a single achievement unlocked by clicking once. Easy 100% right? Well the developers went on to add 75 more achievements on the anniversary of the game's release and they are completely broken. The new "Achievement List" is a buggy mess and it WILL artificially drop your Average Game Completion rate.

Unless you want to be totally disappointed and ruin your achievement score: DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME!

This is a wonderful remaster of the classic Cereal Box Prize "Chex Quest" on the Unreal Engine with some new features.

The main game allows you to play as one of six "Chex Squadron" members. Other than slightly altering the Overlay, and player monologue/cutscenes this has no effect on gameplay. As if it matters but I ought to note that the game features "diversity" with two male characters, two female characters, and two soulless robots that are gender neutral. The game features a Multiplayer Mode and new Voice Acting and cutscenes.

Highs:
Great recreation of the favled classic.
Easy to learn modern gameplay
Good "Bad Dad Humor" in the jokes. Although rather dry, many of them had me laughing.
The game features a Multiplayer Mode.
Something of a "diamond in the rough" for being a "non-violent First Person Shooter"

Lows:
A lack of an "mid level Save Feature"
Some purists may be upset that the levels are more streamlined.
Lacks the 2nd and 3rd episodes from the original.

Overall: 95%

Bottom Line: Faithful to the original Source material

Friend of mine got this for me as a joke.

This is a "Visual Novel" that was a rather painful experience for which I reluctantly participated in.

Overall: 4%

Highs:
I don't think I'm qualified to list any, and I know that I'm not willing to.

Lows:
Seems like Communist Propaganda thinly veiled by a fetish game.
Degenerate furry slop.
I wanna say that I was faced with a SINGLE choice in the entire game: that being entering my name. But I'm not sure because I found it so mind numbingly boring that I just kept tapping the space bar and missed most of the dialogue after the first half hour.
In spite of the game featuring about half a dozen characters: only two of them appear with slight variations in the sprite.
Who the hell wears military cap in the pool?!?!

Bottom line:
Leave me out of your degenerate trash, you sick freaks.

Tragedy Pron at it's finest.

A simple game with an isometric perspective and retro graphics. Dear Red intrigues the player with multiple endings through various possible dialogue pathways. There is no "combat system", only dialogue. The aesthetic is beautiful and daunting. The sound track is pretty and atmospheric, dark even at some scenes, and the game features some "voice acting" in several scenes.

Overall: 97%

Highs:
Neat retro (16 bit?) style graphics.
Well written dialogue
The price on the Store is a steal
Straightforward and simple achievement list (even the hidden achievement is easy, it pretty much automatically happens after the game's "true ending" is unlocked)
Beautifully melancholic story (Two of the endings literally made me weep)

Lows:
Criminally brief
Probably too dark for the pansies out there, no offense.

Bottom line: if you're a big fan of retro aesthetic and tragedy pron like I am, give this one a try

A fun short single player mod with an epic soundtrack and fine action.

Highs:
Epic sound Track
Aesthetic is fine.
Smooth gameplay.

Lows
Criminally brief. It deserves more levels.
Some may not appreciate the soundscore.
The only puzzle was... Cryptic? Okay, it wasn't I was just trying to find something wrong. It was a cool display.

Overall:
90%
Fun classic mod. Worth the time.

This game is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Balls.

I'd rather eat a petrified prehistoric poop pancake than play this pathetic parade of pandering.

Highs: I'd rather eat a skunk fart than play this crappy game

Lows: My cat ♥♥♥♥ in the sink again. She has a clean litterbox! WHAT WAS SHE THINKING!