Valve I SWEAR I'm not cheating I'm just REALLY good at CS

Dude. You’re not sniffing my farts, it’s probably because you’re trying to be inconsiderate, because you’re a bad person. If you’re not sniffing my farts, you’re basically saying my gas isn’t worthy of your nostrils. It’s like you’re rejecting a piece of me, bro! Guess I gotta ask myself: do I vibe with someone who doesn’t appreciate my natural aroma?

I'm telling you, this dude is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a 7-11 the other day and he was buying cases of Redbull and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said, "they help contain my full power so I don't completely $hit on these kids" and then he bunny hopped out the door, if you think you're good at fps games then you've probably never played against this dude before, because he's just that good

NEEDS FACTORY RESET

FKN YAPPER

When you gon stop eating shrimps with the wimps and come eat some lobster with a monster?

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king of all noobz

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+rep gotta say was flowing across keys that would make the best pianists envy (◕‿◕) add me

I like you teehee

I would be nothing without Freak Bug. He is my savior

The guy below me has seen better deagles

I've seen better deagles

nice deagle

Knuckle dragging troglodyke

just crutches awp all game

you are a great player of counterstrike, a killing machine! you just need to work on the following areas to improve like aim control, ability to act fast under pressure, directional hearing, recoil control, reaction time, map knowledge and being able to make better call outs 🙂 regards colin currie ❤️

griefing smelly fat turk. The only thing this subhuman is carrying is an extra 200 lbs!

literally so good at game

+rep good profile, critical thinker

Jizzy, the time has come to address the egregious behavior that has been perpetuated by you for far too long. Your penchant for chicanery and buffoonery, while perhaps initially amusing to some, has worn thin and will no longer be tolerated. Your actions, which have been marked by a consistent disregard for decorum and a blatant disregard for the well-being of others, have created a toxic environment that can no longer be ignored. Let me be unequivocal, Jizzy: the days of your unbridled tomfoolery are behind us. No longer will your duplicitous nature and harebrained schemes be met with amusement or indifference. Instead, they will be confronted with the seriousness and gravity that they deserve. It is time for you to take responsibility for your actions and to conduct yourself in a manner that is respectful to those around you.The choice is yours, but know this: your chicanery and buffoonery will no longer be tolerated.

weighs 347 pounds, honestly weighs the team down frfr

this profile lacks slurs -rep

+rep carried me in nuke

-rep super racist...keeps saying N word all game long

-rep smelled like cheese and doritos through the mic

-REP is not down for a good ole' tazer standoff

-rep queues for gold nova, plays like silver 1

ABSOLUTE GOD ON THE SKIN FLUTE

+rep SECOND S1MPLE◕‿◕

-rep, decided that eating and showering were more important than cs

-rep, called campat19 the worst cs player ever

signed by 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 Bug

this guy is the definition of pure luck, crosshair anywhere but head level and never letting go of shift but somehow he cant miss?

Started off the game with a slur, ended the game as the most wholesome individual in the match. Best teammate ever.

-rep sucks

The weak quiver when a nice guy gets angry...

+rep, let me ejaculate on his bald head

made you look

-rep