The type of person you ignore or poke fun of, until one day you find you needed them at your side or covering your six while you flee in fear.

Never under eestimate others, they might end up being your chieftan one day.

If I answer the phone, and you hear screaming and gunshots... That's normal... If you hear Yanni, Send help immediately, the cheese probably slid off my cracker, and I am cowering in the shower, or Someone has broken into my house, and traded their ♥♥♥♥♥♥ music with my collection...