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that were involved in the September 11th attacks in 2001
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If you get back 5 you're beautiful. ..
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Post this on the wall of a HUGE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEMELORD and tell them how DISGUSTING they are
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Problems that would be solved
- no more sexually frustrated guys
- no more complaining about being virgins
- improve your sexual performance
Imagine the following scenario
You call up a bunch of friends to watch some Monday Night Football. First you guys order some pizza and get some drinks. Everyone is happy and having a good time. After the game is over everyone gets naked and the party host takes out the coconut oil. Everyone gets lubed up and jerk each other off until everyone is 100% erect (if someone ♥♥♥♥ before the anal sex they pay for the pizza next time). Then you take turns bending each other over the sofa and practicing your thrusting. Make sure you use lots of coconut oil, it'll slide in easier. Afterwords everyone can clean up in the shower and laugh at how other guys probably just went home after the game to jerkoff to porn. More fun if everyone gets in dresses, thongs, and wigs.
This post!
duncan you can dunk my balls into hot coffe and suckle the juices off\
you can be my little dunkin donut
my piss pigleti genuinely hate raptor
duncan you can dunk my balls into hot coffe and suckle the juices off\
you can be my little dunkin donut
my piss pigleti genuinely hate raptor
duncan you can dunk my balls into hot coffe and suckle the juices off\
you can be my little dunkin donut
my piss pigleti genuinely hate raptor
duncan you can dunk my balls into hot coffe and suckle the juices off\
you can be my little dunkin donut
my piss pigleti genuinely hate raptor
duncan you can dunk my balls into hot coffe and suckle the juices off\
you can be my little dunkin donut
my piss pigleti genuinely hate raptor
duncan you can dunk my balls into hot coffe and suckle the juices off\
you can be my little dunkin donut
my piss piglet
(boy) no
(girl) do you want to be with me forevr?
(boy) no
(girl) would you cry if I walked away?
(boy) no
She heard enough and was hurt, she walked away. Tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm:
(boy) your not pretty your beautiful
(boy) I do,t want to be with you forever I need to be with you forever
(boy) I wouldn't cry if you walked away I would die
(boy whispers) plzz stay with me
(girl whispers) I will...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you
Something good will happen to you 1-4pm.
Tommorrow it could be anywhere.
Get ready for the shock of your life! If you don't post this to five other comments..
You will have relationship problems for the next 10 years.
(boy) no
(girl) do you want to be with me forevr?
(boy) no
(girl) would you cry if I walked away?
(boy) no
She heard enough and was hurt, she walked away. Tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm:
(boy) your not pretty your beautiful
(boy) I do,t want to be with you forever I need to be with you forever
(boy) I wouldn't cry if you walked away I would die
(boy whispers) plzz stay with me
(girl whispers) I will...
Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you
Something good will happen to you 1-4pm.
Tommorrow it could be anywhere.
Get ready for the shock of your life! If you don't post this to five other comments..
You will have relationship problems for the next 10 years.
roundabout by yes is my favorite song
roundabout by yes is my favorite song
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