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Up my suitcase

That time when we were both master criminals and hid an entire hay bale up my ass in a police station while having an affair with the police commissioner

https://youtu.be/h7HhLk6e3tw "Jigglypuff isn't threatening guys"

No

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Are you watching closely?

>not even a fascist in 2018
How regressive of you

Look at all this stuff we're doing, you fascists, even though none of that proved that it works

So Sweden is basically just sucking off it's own futa self

https://www.yahoo.com/news/sweden-launches-feminist-foreign-policy-manual-171401247.html

https://youtu.be/bKgf5PaBzyg

Hello my fellow gamer. I am Charlie Cuckold, the latest games journalist. I'm here to tell you that everything you like is bad. Did you know Redguards are racist? Did you know Street Fighter is racist? Did you know that medieval videogames are sexist and homophobic? Stop gaming today!

https://www.gamnesia.com/news/images-from-sonic-movie-filming-reveal-the-town-of-green-hill *knuckles oh no voice clip*

https://www.youtube.com/user/JoeysWorldTour I know you don't like anime Foast, but here's a classic I think you'd enjoy

Actual best Canadian film of all time https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0311740/

Where's Blackborg

All life is meaningless without joy. Teen Titans Go is that lack of joy.

CN in an interview will be asked about the original TT and if they can put that on every once in a while and they'll go " WHA-WHOOOO?

Human suffering shall continue as long as unfunny cartoons poison the minds of our children.

Teen Titans Go

my eternal suffering continues

The revenue from that movie will fund new TTG seasons

apparently the TTG movie was pretty good. i am surprised but glad

Blessings of Allah upon thee

Allah upon you my friend

Allah never died, but ♥♥♥♥♥ ass Jesus did. Praise Allah!

Allah has lived longer

Can't even be alive for over a thousand years, what a little ♥♥♥♥♥

Checkmate Greek supremacists

Checkmate athiests

If he's so great how come he's dead

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/988872/egypt-tomb-sarcophagus-Alexander-the-Great-Giza-Plateau

No country for middle aged men

Son's Day Out

https://mobile.twitter.com/nytimes/status/934881971507023872?lang=en guys, we are behind schedule, our dads are alive

Next they'll be saying Santa Claus isn't real

Bruce is wrong

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https://youtu.be/F1LWHmvce4Q?t=551 wasnt it obvious

Spider MVP

rest in WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Nah dude Corrin's is a better smash character than Waluigi ever would be 👌

https://youtu.be/DfSdAG78PyU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf9PClQKOmg

I don't think anyone will disagree in saying Keldeo is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing that came out of Gen 5 or just Pokemon in general

A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ design

what the ♥♥♥♥ is this https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/File:Keldeo_PMBW.png

-is a gay horse
-gen 5 powercreep legendary
-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forms for no reason
-boring as hell
-♥♥♥♥

Probably

however, keldeo is objectively the worst pokemon ever made