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GodzillaFiguresGoated 5 Nov, 2024 @ 4:42pm 
bro told me to touch grass
when he literally has 7 THOUSAND hours of steamvr
Vambrayse 7 Jun, 2024 @ 7:43am 
hey you mentioned in a review you never got a refund for outlier, me neither. I emailed them and after responding a few times they ghosted me
Oats McGoats 27 Jun, 2018 @ 2:15pm 
Maybe I will.
The Land Gull 22 Jun, 2018 @ 2:15pm 
no u
Hchris101 22 Jun, 2018 @ 1:28pm 
get a jib
Hchris101 10 May, 2017 @ 10:15pm 
TG: hey bro check it out im working on some new rhymes
EB: dude, i don't have time for your nerdy raps!
TG: come on this is hells of ill just listen
EB: it sounds like you don't even believe me that i was about to get blown up!
EB: but i really was, but now im in some weird dimension that sburb sent me to or something.
EB: and now on top of that i think i'm being haunted by my dead grandma!
TG: huh
TG: for real
EB: yeah, it's true but i'll talk to you later about it!
TG: i think i could drop some sick rhymes about all this
EB: man, see i just don't think all the rapping stuff is really as cool as you think it is.
TG: no thisll be dope check it
EB: no, i have to go! bye!
TG: wait wait
TG: armageddon's gettin waged on us
TG: but im-a gettin armed and dangerous
TG: sending men in space for savin us
TG: see which playa's more couragerous
Hchris101 10 May, 2017 @ 10:15pm 
TG: ben or bruce? dudes reach a truce
TG: put their blowchutes to use and up-suck it
TG: afflecks saclifice, i mean -crifice, would have to sufflice. aw fluck it
TG: bro be a stained-glass saint, up on a cross gettin hella christ-plagiarous
TG: bruce's like offa that cruciflix, nuff a this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ savior-fuss
TG: restrained his ass per mclane-redux while buscemi remained derangerous
TG: when a plan gone astray pays off a wasted craterous
TG: ash tray caterin to layers of matt maconnaheys vague remainder-dust
TG: wait
TG: uh
TG: macconahey wasnt even in any of those meteor movies was he
TG: ill have to make a rap about
TG: i dont know
TG: morgan freeman or something
TG: being the president
TG: itll be called
TG: "obama made it so that no one gives a ♥♥♥♥ about black presidents in movies anymore"
TG: see youve got to fill me in on whats going on
TG: so i have something to rap about besides all your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ movies
Hchris101 26 Dec, 2016 @ 7:44pm 
what the jesus
Oats McGoats 26 Dec, 2016 @ 7:21pm 
♥♥♥ little ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Kirby 24 Dec, 2016 @ 9:02pm 
Merry Christmas!
Hchris101 30 Nov, 2016 @ 8:42pm 
me 2 <3 :^)

8=D~(.)(.)
Hchris101 28 Nov, 2016 @ 8:00pm 
i am my black school mate.shut yo nose DaRon
Kirby 28 Nov, 2016 @ 7:13pm 
It's me, your black schoolmate
Hchris101 17 Nov, 2016 @ 9:23am 
♥♥♥ ass butt hair
Team360swagnuts 29 Oct, 2016 @ 8:33pm 
aye thats cool i guess?
Hchris101 26 Oct, 2016 @ 8:39pm 
Rogue: Passive (-) Abduction class. Steals from their aspect to benefit others.

Rage: Anger, Fear, Instability, Depression

Rogue of Rage: The Rogue of Rage would start off as a ♥♥♥♥. No sugar coating it. They would taunt people and make fun of them for their own entertainment. They’d be a bully. They make jokes about others to hide the fact that they feel bad about everything. It’s a circle of self torment. The Rogue of Rage would take enemies anger and use it against them, causing ill thought out moves and even absorbing their enemies power. The Rouge of Rage would invert into a Knight of Hope, Trying to protect the people they’ve hurt in an attempt to be forgiven for their own stupidity.

God Tier Powers: Insanity Affinity, Insanity Absorption (and distribution), Emotion Absorption (Rage), Aggressiokinesis
Hchris101 26 Oct, 2016 @ 8:39pm 

Note: All Rage players have a “Beserker mode” power.

Role in Battle: A Rogue’s role in combat is one of reconnaissance. They collect their aspect in order to aid them and their team in battle. The Rouge of Rage would take an offensive approach, stealing enemy anger and using it to fuel their team. They’d also be a good distraction, teasing the enemies to lure them away from teammates.

Challenge: Rouge’s feel like they cannot handle their aspect and must learn not to give up on it. They must realise that their aspect is THEIR aspect, and must learn to accept it.
Hchris101 27 Jul, 2016 @ 8:25pm 
gotta be 100% consensual, but I wanna dissect a person while they're still alive and bury myself arms-deep in their warm organs. I feel like that's the ultimate form of trust and intimacy.
Hchris101 13 Jul, 2016 @ 6:57pm 
no
I use veracypt because its backwards compatible with truecrypt

for clean up i just use these mostly
-bleachbit
-ccleaner
-privazer
-file shredder
-erazer

and a few other things if needed

> internal hard drive

as far as im aware it's still mapped so its better just to fully encrypt a hard drive and never put cp on any thing you don't want it to be found on

>https://masterchan.org/nsa/thread/3654
Hchris101 13 Jul, 2016 @ 6:54pm 
Your lawyer calls you and says that the DA is going to pursue charges and an arrest warrant has been issued for you. What do you do with your folders full of underage girls?
Hchris101 12 Jul, 2016 @ 9:10pm 
cap'n crunch: breast milk
cap'n crunch: flavored brest milk
cap'n crunch: lsd flavored breast milk
Trix Rabbit: whaaaaaaaaaa
cap'n crunch: lsd flavored breast milk antique vintage pointy stick
Oats McGoats 8 Jul, 2016 @ 10:07am 
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid.
crimson thunder ninja 28 Jun, 2016 @ 10:10pm 
The State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
we were bad, nut now we're good
we're moving into your neighbourhood
You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning member of society
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"

I'm Larry Arthauer and i'll refrain
from touching my neighbours kid's again
What i did was not to kind
but i'm a nice guy, you'll come to find
I've got a backyard and a real nice pool
y'all should come over for a BBQ
We could make some cold drinks in my blender
But do keep in mind im a sex offender

Vernon Douglas is my name
my battery arrest is what bought me fame
But there's much more to know about me
I love to dance, and i love to ski
I zip and zoom through the snow
just strap on my boots and watch me go
But i can't ski until december
so then im just a sex offender
crimson thunder ninja 28 Jun, 2016 @ 10:10pm 
I'm charles dolling, dropping rhymes
I've been arrested 7 times
I know that sounds like alot
but 3 of those times were for vandalism
I feel real bad, i got caught
i might do it again, probably not
im not here to make pretences
im here 'cos of my sex offences

I'm Sam pound, number 1
apologising for what i've done
case you're wondering what that was
i snuck into a bath room and *cuts off*
*blarghs back in*eats those truffles
im here to do the sex offender shuffle

*Sax solo*

Hey everybody i'm laura hughes
proving that girls can do it too
and by it i mean touch your cousin
was it worth it? no it wasn't
you wont find me in your child's play sack(?)
'cos i've gotta wear this anckle bracelet
Im not here to go on a bender
I'm here because im a sex offender
crimson thunder ninja 28 Jun, 2016 @ 10:08pm 
Last name burmholdt, first name marc
i'm moving in somewhere on your block
not in a house, but in a van
if you need me to move it, i sure can
the last thing i want is any trouble
i've learnt my lesson from the sex offender shuffle

I'm the one they call authur chase
they said i didn't have to show my face
my first trial ended in a hung jury
if i'm found guilty tey'll unblur me
I'm not the necrophiliac Arthur Chase,
thats a different Arthur Chase
I'm not here to be my own defender
I'm here because i'm possibly a sex offender

crimson thunder ninja 28 Jun, 2016 @ 10:07pm 
Okay real quick i don't like these people, okay this is an extortion plot by my wife who's the only witness and she's trying to take away my kids and if *shotgun cocking*
I'm not here to pack my duffle,
I'm here to do the sex offender shuffle

The State of Florida has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
we were bad, nut now we're good
we're moving into your neighbourhood
We're obliged to admit
the crimes of which we were convicted
We're not here to start trouble
We're legally required to do the "Sex Offender Shuffle"
Hchris101 27 Jun, 2016 @ 3:17pm 
Life is like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Here in old nigz
I hate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥s
♥♥♥♥♥♥s suck ♥♥♥♥
They're all poor like obama
♥♥♥♥ michelle obama
♥♥♥♥♥♥s
I hate them
They are stupid and they can't do taxes
♥♥♥♥♥♥s
♥♥♥♥♥♥s are so dumb and they're also poor
♥♥♥♥♥♥s
Look at ♥♥♥♥♥♥s trying to raise money
But they cant cuz' they spend all their money
They're ♥♥♥♥♥♥s and they're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥s
I hate them
♥♥♥♥♥♥s don't know how to do anything
Without chicken
♥♥♥♥♥♥s like watermelon and chicken
♥♥♥♥♥♥s
♥♥♥♥♥♥s are just stupid and they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥s
I HATE THEM!
Hchris101 25 Jun, 2016 @ 10:01pm 
rain rain on the green grass where i can see
rain rain on the green grass but not upon me
Hchris101 22 Jun, 2016 @ 7:07pm 
*incorrect use of comma in the first sentence
*"it is the real sexuality" - so do you really think that there's no other options - everyone has to like traps.
*"is correlated" - should be "are correlated"
*represses
*"Every man is his trap himself" - probably the most cringe-worthy part of your pseudo-intellectual ramblings
*" a "traphophilic"" - usually words with the suffix "ilic" are adjectives.
* "... is our first and the only real sexuality" - If "being a 'traphophilic'" is the only sexuality, then saying it's first is unneeded.
Hchris101 20 Jun, 2016 @ 6:01pm 
͕͗𝔻͕͕͗͗𝕠͕͕͗͗𝕟͕͕͗͗'͕͕͗͗𝕥͕͗ ͕͗𝕥͕͕͗͗𝕒͕͕͗͗𝕝͕͕͗͗𝕜͕͗ ͕͗𝕥͕͕͗͗𝕠͕͗ ͕͗𝕞͕͕͗͗𝕖͕͗ ͕͗𝕠͕͕͗͗𝕣͕͗ ͕͗𝕞͕͕͗͗𝕪͕͗ ͕͗𝕤͕͕͗͗𝕠͕͕͗͗𝕟͕͗ ͕͗𝕖͕͕͗͗𝕧͕͕͗͗𝕖͕͕͗͗𝕣͕͗ ͕͗𝕒͕͕͗͗𝕘͕͕͗͗𝕒͕͕͗͗𝕚͕͕͗͗𝕟͕͗
Hchris101 20 Jun, 2016 @ 5:42pm 
chu say you've got the guns but ish never seen you bang
chu say you've got the drugs but ish never seen you slang
chu say you're in the game but ish yet to see chu play
chu say you're going hard but nobody feels the same
Hchris101 11 Jun, 2016 @ 9:37pm 
i am enjoying the many blue jeans
Hchris101 8 Jun, 2016 @ 8:33pm 
i was watching a porn.and this chick had abs on her back and i was like what>?o one in the porn noticed thoughl,
Hchris101 8 Jun, 2016 @ 2:35pm 
OH GOD!!!HOW COULD SHAVING CREAM BE SO FLAMABLE>!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!!!
Hchris101 6 Jun, 2016 @ 2:06pm 
rape scented candle
Hchris101 5 Jun, 2016 @ 9:27pm 
>"Come to my room, anon"
>follow him in
>"this is my special closet. Go inside, anon."
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur
Hchris101 4 Jun, 2016 @ 7:06pm 
When our brains receive new information, it doesn’t necessarily come in the proper order. This information needs to be reorganized and presented to us in a form we understand. When familiar information is processed, this doesn’t take much time at all. New information, however, is a bit slower and makes time feel elongated.
Hchris101 12 May, 2016 @ 2:35pm 
Who did 9/11 and what happened?

Planners: George W. Bush, Larua Bush, Elmo, Albert Einstien, Alfred Nobel, Charles Manson, A deadbeat dad from Wyoming by the Name of Bob, Adolf Hitler, Ronnie Colman, Kim Jong Un.

Funders: PBS Kids, BBC, International Federation of Body Buliding, Donald Trump, KGB, ISIS, NASA, Cybex Corporation, Valve, Hank Hill, Klingons, Pet Smart, Boy Scouts, NBA, International Double Dutch Federation, The Republican Party, American Airlines.

Plane Builders: Phines and Ferb, Bob The builder, Boeing, Slaves.

Plane 1, North Tower: Edgar Allen Poe, Connor Fitzsimoins, Bob Ross, Curious George.

Plane 2, South Tower: Amelia Earhart, Jack the Ripper, Glenn Quagmire, Buzz Aldrin.

Hchris101 12 May, 2016 @ 2:35pm 

Plane 3, Pentagon: George Washinton, Bill Clinton, Mr. bean, Cleopatra.

Plane 4, Field: Micheal Jordan, Dark helmet, Dora The explorer.

Other means of destruction.

North Tower: Dan Czuba threw Morgan into the tower, Superman flies into the twin towers, 911 Cicadas were recruted to fly into the building, Enola Gay drops a nuke on the tower.

South Tower: Buzz Lightyear, The USS enterprise fires photon torpedoes into the towers, The Harlem Globetrotters trotted into the tower, The helicoper from Jurassic park hits the tower.

Pentagon: Paul Walker crashed his car into the tower, The Hulk punched a car into the towers, Harry Houdini used magic, Paul Revere hits the pentagon.
Hchris101 11 May, 2016 @ 12:40pm 
A wild Booty has appeared!
........______
….. /'..........`\
.....(......)(......)
.....{..../....\....}
.....{.../......\...}
.....{..}........{..}
.....{..}........{..}
Watcha gonna do bout' it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A) *Slap dat Booty*
B) No-scope it ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)▄︻̷̿┻̿═━一
C) Feed it Doritos ▼ ◄ ▲ ► ▼
D) Run (Ya ♥♥♥♥♥)
Hchris101 7 May, 2016 @ 5:03pm 
https://csgoani.me/vigkeva republican for life
Hchris101 5 May, 2016 @ 5:15pm 
you guys need to stop plagerizing my ♥♥♥♥
Oats McGoats 5 May, 2016 @ 5:03pm 
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