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KAY so I am angry about one of the most coveted tenets of neckbeard culture. Their most exalted item of clothing. Their most revered headgear, even more so than their chinese-made Naruto headband. Their Fedoras.

I, personally, have always felt an affinity towards early 20th century culture, and the appropriation of many of its tenets by the neckbeards angers me. (Obviously those were not good times for a large portion of society, and I do not claim it as such. I merely believe that there were high points that we could take note of going forwards.)

Neckbeards have taken this perfectly defensible, innocent, and attractive object, and soiled it with their attitudes and general negative perception in society.

Sorry if this wasn't really an interesting rant but it felt good to get out there. How do you guys feel about the fedora as an item of clothing (in its original context)?

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Bet that’s not the first time you’ve taken a sneaky pic of a bird at the beach. Haha nah cob. Just trimming ya goatee. Anyway, while I’ve got your ear. I’m not sure if you saw that Gert and I are back together and I really think I can make it work this time. Ive limited myself to going to the pub 4 times a week, and can only gamble 80% of my benefits. Look at me ramble on, enough about me and me love life. My point is. I don’t want to mess this up. We are taking the kids up north for a fishing trip and I would really appreciate if you would drop the poles back. It’s been close to two years and at this point I feel like you’re taking the piss. If I don’t have the poles for the trip Gert will be off her rocker like a kangaroo in a bounce castle. Ah no. Gotta run. I can hear Harlen trying to start the tinnie and it’s been on the blink for yonks. Catch ya at social netball mate. Cheers, hooroo cob . Yeah nah. Ta ta

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Gee whiz Flicky you're a bloody crack up. They should lock that door and throw away the key! Nah just yanking your chain their big fella. Speaking of yanking, when are you going to bring back the box set of Seinfeld on DVD? The old ball and chain wants to watch soup nazi again but unfortunately I had to tell him "no soup for you!" Anyway mate just leave er' on the front porch, or come in for a few cold ones. I better get on the dusty trail now mate, I'll catch you around, hoo roo, ta ta, thanks mate, onya, cheers for that, thanks again, cheers.

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