promised to add me and never showed up, sad times

can you add me?, +rep best clutcher

brilliant game tactics

+rep met him in a cs2 match, he spoke only in riddles and microwave beeps. Every time he clutched, it started raining in my room. Turns out he’s not a real player — he’s a sentient toaster running Windows 95. I invited him to my Discord server, and he replied with a .pdf of a lasagna recipe. Next day, the moon turned green and my cat learned Russian. We 1v1’d on Dust2 — he used only the Zeus, and still beat me. After the match, he vanished into the ethernet cable. Some say he lives in the vents of Valve HQ, whispering patch notes before they’re released. Legendary gamer.

Specialist with the AK-47

don't forget to add me!, +rep great player