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we like to get kinky anyways
one night things get particularly saucy
i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights
wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering
ohshitohshitohshitohshit
i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital
she's still bleeding everywhere
by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent
oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state
storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything
he takes one look at ther and says
"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"
"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"
"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
So today i am going to teach you how to catch a wild Muffin straight out of the wild (Your Garden)
1.Cut your Vains and pour some blood into the wet grass
In order to summon the great beast we call a "FlashMuffin", blood needs to be given to the beast, so it can really understand that you are worth his time
2.Pray
When the beast comes you need to pray to the seves seas that no harm shall fall to you or you ♥♥♥♥ balls (FlashMuffins love to suck young boy balls, so be careful)
3.Provoke the Beast
Once you see that Unholly Muffin Spawning infront of your eyes, you would feel the need to cry and run, if you do that, the beast might come for your boi♥♥♥♥♥ and eat them balls. So what you need to do is provoke it with the following words "Your Mother sucks norwegish ♥♥♥♥". It will immediately attack, proceed with caution.
When the Muffin comes for you, you need to be ready. activate your super rare collector edition YuGiOh card signed by Shunsuke Kazama himself. This will surely stop the beast.
5.Pee on his forehead to show dominance.
This step is really easy, just drink 3 gallons of whale piss, wait an hour or two, pull your ♥♥♥♥ out (not for Harambe this time, this ♥♥♥♥♥ dead) and pee on the beast to show him whos boss.
If you liked this Tutorial feel free to give me 5 bucks and a blowjob.