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1 person found this review helpful
319.1 hrs on record (315.6 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥ on steam, hackers, no race lobbies. it's all garbage. fine for single player or online mode private session IF a hacker doesn't have your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ip or tag or w/e and want to harass you, even online private session isn't safe then so. Just wait for GTA 6 if you're considering buying gta 5 for anything other than like fiveM or single player experience (with mods is possible on single player)
Posted 4 August, 2023.
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331.3 hrs on record (97.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
It's not for me. 7.7/10
Posted 3 July, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
11.5 hrs on record (10.5 hrs at review time)
I like the game. It's fun, I played it for 8+ hours first go.

It is somewhat mobile like in it's grindy, you will die. Use --prestiege like token shells-- to unlock stuff, and then get further in the future.
There is RNG involved in what... weapons you can possibly choose before each new level. Like you have a 10 weapon pool, but only get to use (if you can afford) 4/10 of that pool, as selected by RNG.

My main gripe is the weapon RNG can really make or break a run sometimes.

Also, "Key Features:
Simple 2-button control scheme makes it easy to pick up and play"
But has no controller support. Took me 5 minutes to map the simple keys to Joy-to-Key. Makes me wonder why the Devs didn't do this. The controls are SO SIMPLE.


TL;DR I really like the game, I'm just being very critical of a few points.
Posted 13 February, 2018.
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5 people found this review funny
20.8 hrs on record
Early Access Review
While the first hour or so was quite difficult, I found the following 19 hours very enjoyable, let me tell you why!

So around the 28th of October 2017, I happened upon a youtube video. This video Was Titled "Do not watch will make you suicidal"

So, obviously I clicked it. Within, was a attempt at a lets play of this game.

So, why play for 20+ hours? Well to be perfectly honest. I won the game in a giveaway and used Idle Master to afk trading card drops on this.

Here I am, a few weeks later, after having put the trading cards on the market.

Still, they have not sold.
Posted 1 January, 2018.
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7 people found this review helpful
36.9 hrs on record
Got game free from a YT Giveaway.

Easy 100% achievement game.

About 10 min of "Gameplay" If you can call it that.

I'd say if it's this easy to get a game on the steam store for sale sign me up!
But I wouldn't even want to put my name on something with so little effort put in.

Don't buy the game, it's not a clicker, it's not an idle.There's no progress, there's no upgrading, there's no nothing. It's a use an auto-clicker to level 40 for all achievements then uninstall and forget it exists.

Posted 28 December, 2017.
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5,133.5 hrs on record (880.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It's pretty good. I mean I like it.

Easier than trying to mess with Rainmaker or w/e programs for video backgrounds. And so many options!
Posted 3 December, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
22.2 hrs on record
For $1 or less (so a sale) highly reccomended.
Pros:
Simple game, simple mechanics.
Slowly introduces mechanics as levels progress. Doesn't explain them via text. But with WASD as your only options, its easy enough to figure out.
Gets a decent bit challening in the end.
Has Trading cards
I mapped WASD to a controller I have so I could play by controller....


If you like puzzle platformers where you can be killed but not kill obstacles. This is that.


Cons: Doesn't save game progress upon exit of game (or never has for me at least)


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Can't say much else but give it a 8/10 for money spent to enjoyment/playtime ratio.
Posted 7 February, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record
First time playing, Game ran super laggy and Slow. But the Timer for the race was at normal speed. Impossible to play in this state.

I can run GTA 5 on good settings and record in 1080p at the same time.

The problem does not lie in my computer.

Will edit this review if my opinion of the game improves.
Posted 26 January, 2017.
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