Recent reviews by Scrumptious Panini

You'll love this game if you're bisexual.

I think that, despite any opinions you might have on the current or previous state of the game, you can still appreciate that these devs cared so much for their studio and their game that they stopped everything in their tracks to buy their own rights and become independent, that takes guts and commitment and I don't think it should be overlooked.

Sure the gameplay, solid as it is, might have it's flaws, some jank, maybe a few bugs, some things might not work as well as the devs intended, but in the end, it's still a solid top-down souls-like, fun, snappy and engaging.

And let us not forget the artstyle!

You can search all over but barely anyone has animations these smooth and crisp and style that's so painterly and unique you could only attribute it to Moon Studios. If nothing else, you should play this for the spectacle of its' story and art.

So let us not dive into petty issues and wrongfully-placed feedback, but reward these devs for believing so much in their game that they risked losing their studio for it.

Get out of my head.
Get out of my head.
Get out of my head.
Get out of my head.
Get out of my head.
Get out of my head.
Get out of my head.
Get out of my head.
Get out of my head.
Get out of my head.
Get out of my head.
Get out of my head.

Democracy is once again victorious!

And should the greedy return, our helldivers will strike at the core once again.

For Super Earth!

Space mom left and all I got was this lousy Syandana.

OH NO, THIS GAME MEETS ALL OF MY STANDARDS!

RECARGANDO!

Space ship simulator... let me rephrase that... SPACE ship simulator!
So, in this game, you control a ship (in space) that you can upgrade like an RPG (in space), while defeating and or accept surrender (in space) gaining weapons and scrap (used in upgrading... in space). This is a 2D indie masterpiece! I love it and have a lot of fun playing it. Care to join me on a fearless quest for defeating the giant rebel flagship... in space? I am commander Starcluster out! See you on the emptiness of space, in SPACE!

"Its not gay, if its on the moon!" whise words, said by the whise men of the moon, the Derpanauts. Personaly I think that people like me play this game for its wonderful narrator. You should try it out, I sure did have some good moments of joy and drilldo Quinky time on it!

Half-life, full entertainment!
What? Expected a bigger text? Not everything has to be big to describe pieces of art you know.