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Once apon a time there was a pyro named fizzy.
And that pyro was not no normal pyro it WASSSSS
And nice/evil pyro it was nice tell you got close to it
THEN BAM BOOM OWWWW PUNCH
thats what happens when close to the pyro....
but dont worry your not close to it are you?
SO dont be scared of of her oh wait i forgot
to tell you something yes its a she and
when you SAY HER NAME SHE HUNTS YOU DOWN
ANDDDDD HUGS YOU yeah its that bad so
DONT SAY HER NAME
I'll say it tho
fizzy fizzy fizzy fizzy
WAIT WHAT WAS THAT!?!?!?!?!
OWWWWWWWWWW
Her hugs hurt........
WHY ARE YOU DOWN HERE THE PYRO IS DOWN HERE FIZZY INTRUDER
───▄▄██▌█ beep beep
▄▄▄▌▐██▌█ hug delivery
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▀(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)(@)▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀(@)▀
..._.....____________________, ,
....../ `---__________----_____] *pew* 8=====D
...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/
.....), ---.(_(__) /
....// (..) ), ----"
...//___//
..//___//
.//___//
WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this