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The actual video game is great. It's the Shadowverse you know with way better presentation and game feel. There's a ton of negative reviews right now, and you should ignore them and play this. Yes, it's not as generous for free to play players (and I say this as someone planning to be a free to play player), but that also means there will be plenty of people on ladder who also don't have the fully optimized turn 3 kill ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ deck that everyone had by the end of OG Shadowverse. You might actually get to...play the game a little and have fun thinking about strategies?

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I'm recommending this with a caveat: if you already like Umamusume, this is worth getting on a sale! The main party games are decent fun, and they're at least compelling enough to sate you as you play through the story and see the gals interact in cute and fun ways. IMO, the real gameplay winner in this is Golshi's Grand Adventure 2, the roguelike bonus game that you unlock by buying the game console in the in-game shop. That has been super addicting and a ton of fun.

Aside from that, hard to recommend if you're not already an Umamusume fan, don't have friends who are, or if it's not on a pretty steep sale. $40 is a lot to ask for this package - if you find it around $20 or less, I think you'll have a good time with it. It went on sale around that price back in April 2025, so it does drop! Wishlist and keep an eye on it.

It's the best multiplayer Star Wars game we're gonna get for a long time, it seems, so you should absolutely own it and play it, I played a lot on Xbox and it feels better here. Frequently goes on sale for $3 with all DLC, which is a phenomenal price for everything you get. Fantastic and long standing mod support. No chase or grind anymore, just here for the love of the game, and the only game where you can roger it up roger style with all your clanker friends so I love it a lot, roger roger.

it's so sick it's so sick it's so sick

Bought this at launch, it was a little TOO early access back then - no real sense of meta progression, not enough item variety, some choppy performance...the bones were there and strong, but wasn't enough on those bones yet to really justify picking it up for the average person, so I put it down and let it cook for a few months.

Roughly half a year later, you can feel the game is in a really great place now. The medallion system is easier to parse, the weapon variety is way up, performance is overall better, there's activities and alternate routes and story beats that were more fleshed out than before...the game feels like it's coming into its own now. And the movement. BROTHER, the movement is worth the price of admission alone. Flowing through saws and gears in true PoP fashion feels SPECTACULAR, this game really captures the essence of classic PoP but with modern fluidity and speed, it's great.

If you loved Dead Cells, you owe it to yourself to pick this one up, and an even bigger update is coming shortly that should make this feel like a damn near complete game. I suspect this'll be out of early access sometime next year, and by the time it gets there it's gonna be an all timer. Worth picking up now, but has the ability to strive even farther.

This is not a GOOD fighting game, but it is a FUNNY fighting game.

I want you to imagine Fantasy Strike, but if that game actually had an aesthetic and vibe. The look and characters of an El Santo monster movie carry along a 3 button mega basic ass fighting game with jank abound. There's story modes for each character, 2 unlockable fighters, a barebones training mode, bad netcode, a combo trial that barely works...but there's also giant robots, demon luchadoras, vampires, werewolves. Funny visuals, goofy hitboxes, glitches abound.

Great for a fun night with the boys. Not a good game, but a fun game, and the developer seems to be still working on it a year on so there's always a chance on a long enough timeline it gets better.

It's hard to fully justify putting too much money into this game with the sequel due out next year, but honestly this game is just an absolute blast. The most fun I've had with a digital TCG in a minute and has a very generous amount of free currency if you're willing to grind out single player content. I love the music, I love the art style, I love that there's Granblue stuff in it, I have just all in all had a great time with it.

(Holy Lion Havencraft forever btw, please bring that archetype back to Worlds Beyond cygames pls)

most hooked i've ever been on a roguelike. movement and flow is so good, discovery is fast and relatively painless, item variety is peak. what other roguelikes should aspire to.