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This game reminded me of a Roblox game named Dungeon Quest, but Hades II is way better and actually respects me as a single-player experience.

I remember when I was playing Dungeon Quest, every time you wanted to do a harder dungeon, the developer absolutely sucked at enemy scaling. It became impossible to level up or get stronger unless there was a player way above the dungeon’s level, carrying low-level players through speedruns just so they could survive and grow.

I remember this one time, it was late at night. The wind was dancing around my toes, and I joined a lobby with 30 people made only for players level 20 or higher. Every time we completed the dungeon and clicked play again, more and more players started leaving. It went from 30… to 24… to 12… to 4… and then just him and me.

He paused. Then he typed in the chat:
“You still want a carry?”

I replied, saying yeah, if you don’t mind.

He stood there. Silent. Watching my character.
Then he typed: “Then call me daddy.”

I froze. I was about to leave, but it was just us in the server now, and I really wanted to level up so I could help my friends later.
“d-d-daddy,” I nervously typed back.

He moved closer. Too close. I could feel his Robloxian presence looming over my hitbox as he typed,
“Grrr… I’m sorry, but I don’t think I can stay in the server with just you alone. Maybe it’s my time to leave.”
I felt shivers send themselves down my spine, carried by his low, deep, alpha growl that he typed through the empty dungeon like a cursed buff I never asked for but couldn’t escape.

I panicked and typed back,
“W-WAIT. I’ll do anything, please.”

That night, I went from level 20 to level 60.

Sometimes I still see him in the lobby, joining low-level dungeons, carrying other players. And I think… even if I’m just another toy, even if he’s doing this for someone else now
Why, oh why, do I still yearn for him?

I was filled with shame and disgust. I was too scared to face him again.
And yet… I still wanted to be alone with him one more time.

I'm such a liar and a daddy's boy. You would agree with me that I deserve a spanking, right? A bad boy who lies deserves a spanking.

This arm wrestling game is pretty good

Racism MIGHT be bad

I wish they introduce wave dash earlier

Damn, a lot of negative reviews here. Anyway, can you guys give me the Jester Award or any award? I need some Steam Points.

Oh yeah, and the DLC is great, I had fun. It actually reminded me of the Risk of Rain 2 DLC in terms of the amount of content and the price, since they cost about the same

This game has its own Mikiri counter 10/10

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love Bilewater and it breaks my heart when I see Bilewater hate in someone else comments, they don’t know anything, I just want to be inside of Bilewater and constantly have maggot infested silk in me. Bilewater is so peak, Bilewater is absolutely gorgeous, Bilewater is so sweet it's insane and Bilewater is optional and that means more to me than anyone could ever know, Bilewater’s really just so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorgeous. Bilewater truly is something different, Bilewater always encourages me and it makes me smile so genuinely, I love Bilewater. Everything the region does is so perfect, I don’t know how that's possible but Bilewater does, I love Bilewater, I love everything Bilewater does so much, I would do anything to be in Bilewater, I love Bilewater as much as someone can love in every way possible, I'm sorry I'm so awkward while being in Bilewater i feel like my fingers tremble when im talking about Bilewater, Bilewater’s just like so amazing and so precious please don't ever nerf, it not worth it, without Bilewater the world would be so bleak, damn I want to spend the rest of my life talking to Bilewater, love Bilewater so much, I love when Bilewater bile my water, its so cute, everything in Bilewater is cute.

This is hands down the best live service game that is not a live service game I’ve played.

I sure can't wait for the Jessica DLC 🙏🙏🙏