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ScottyRaidz 6 Mar @ 4:53am 
FANKS FUR THAD HOSS
FirstDayPlaying 23 Feb @ 8:42pm 
SPEEK.UP.LIBRAL CAMT HEER YOU
Maples 23 Feb @ 8:32pm 
HLEL YEAH BORTHER CRANKIN HAWG
Maples 4 Jun, 2024 @ 6:20pm 
THIS GUY IS CHAET HAKC
Timmy! 4 Jun, 2023 @ 11:58pm 
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Saber Goblin 18 May, 2023 @ 8:25am 
who is mr methane and how many hours does he have?
Timmy! 17 May, 2023 @ 8:15am 
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Timmy! 17 May, 2023 @ 8:15am 
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Timmy! 17 May, 2023 @ 8:14am 
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Timmy! 17 May, 2023 @ 8:14am 
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RedPanda 23 Mar, 2023 @ 2:33am 
Piss yummmm
FirstDayPlaying 19 Mar, 2023 @ 4:02am 
:(
Fast Ed 19 Mar, 2023 @ 3:50am 
sucks
Smudgeiyo54 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:16pm 
plz dribble on me
Лисиця 28 Oct, 2022 @ 6:00am 
>> Starting game cheat scan
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Mordhau
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Salt
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is full
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Aimbot
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is full
Лисиця 28 Oct, 2022 @ 4:21am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked handsome in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see guys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a girl thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the backyard mowing lawns. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xox
76561199062632257 27 Aug, 2022 @ 8:05am 
-rep dribbled and hurt my brain
Scrotliqa™ Classic 27 Dec, 2021 @ 6:44am 
CRANKEN MY HEWG FOR DALE BOROTEHR
-sent from microsoft email simulator 1997
IMAM JAFAR 17 Dec, 2021 @ 3:32pm 
If you believe in God put this on 5 steam profile. Don't just ignore this because it says in the Bible if you deny Christ, He will deny you in front of his son in the gates of Heaven. This is the simplest test. If you love God and you are not ashamed of it, copy and paste it on 5 steam profile
Dante 23 Nov, 2021 @ 3:24am 
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Maples 22 Nov, 2021 @ 1:57am 
A true chad, Maples Approved <3
J. Thicc 21 Nov, 2021 @ 9:38pm 
Hi, will you please add me? Debra says she wanna talk.
DebussySlayer 14 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36am 
This guy make my pee pee hard
Bread 11 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm 
this guy is a liar his name is firstdayplaying but i have seen him countless times ingame
J. Thicc 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:34am 
this guy is pure talent, im on day 3 playing & he still woop my ass
Grand Autismo 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:39pm 
If there is one thing i can say about this person is that he's a liar. It's not his first time playing Mordhau. He's played about 5000 times. He's just lying, don;t trust him, he'll kill you!
Torlendhel 14 Aug, 2021 @ 10:33pm 
A Negative and Positive equals a true gamer bond
J. Thicc 10 Aug, 2021 @ 6:59am 
This story starts out with McQueen racing in the Piston Cup while pitted against his old racing friends. On the final lap of one race, Jackson Storm appears out of nowhere on the track, roaring past McQueen to win. Storm continues to win race after race throughout the season, and many veteran racers are prompted to retire or are fired by their sponsors to make room for the next generation. During the final race of the season in Los Angeles, Lighting sends himself into a dangerous crash. The gang are all shocked in horror to see McQueen's crash. The film's premise revolves around McQueen recovering from the crash that happened earlier and being trained by Cruz Ramirez during the offseason in hopes of returning to his racing career. His main motivation to return to racing is to be able to enter the Florida 500 race and defeat Storm, after being given an ultimatum by new sponsor Sterling to permanently retire to a life as a paid spokesperson if he loses his next race.
D4rling 10 Aug, 2021 @ 5:36am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play mordhau sometime its a really cool medieval fighting game with a lot of sweaty tryhards, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on discord we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
FirstDayPlaying 16 Jul, 2021 @ 4:10pm 
:O
Aussie_Lapwing 16 Jul, 2021 @ 2:51am 
*epic spoiler alert* - it's not his first day playing mordhau!
The Chud of Christmas Past 25 Nov, 2020 @ 2:03pm 
Lets face it, this guy is a gamer, he shoots he plays he games he frags, he loves to hang out with his mates he is a good bloke to chat with, hes a friendly gamer he is happy a lot and he always provides a grin for the boys.
R A M B U T A N 28 Dec, 2017 @ 10:03pm 
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SDM 21 Mar, 2011 @ 10:20pm 
ily brett <3
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⛧Jack Of Diamonds⛧ 27 Jul, 2009 @ 12:00am 
LOL
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PapaSmurf 19 Jul, 2009 @ 11:16pm 
damn i am the best person in the world
Kinky Squirrel 11 Jul, 2009 @ 2:35pm 
don't speak to me you filthy immigrant
` Hannaah 15 Jun, 2009 @ 12:53am 
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` Hannaah 13 Jun, 2009 @ 4:23pm 
reoww ^.^
` Hannaah 13 Jun, 2009 @ 4:23pm 
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Spraynwipe 24 Apr, 2009 @ 4:06am 
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