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12 Aug, 2022 @ 5:31am 
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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45- 5x Bananas $7.00- 5x Cucumbers $4.00- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99- 1x Next day shipping $45.00- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
2 Nov, 2021 @ 11:53am 
Summary:
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
2 Oct, 2021 @ 6:36am 
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4 Jun, 2021 @ 7:52am 
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28 May, 2021 @ 3:02pm 
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28 May, 2021 @ 3:01pm 
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c*ck 🍆🔥 inspection 🕵👀 is NOT required 😑 at the voting 🗳 booths ✊💨!!!! don't 🚫 be tricked 🤪 like 😄 me!!

So I 👁 was waiting 🚏 in line 〰 to vote 🗳 when 🍑 all 💯 of a sudden 😲 this voting 🔝 "official 🏢" came 💦 up ☝ to me and said 🗣 that there was something 😅 wrong 👎 with my voter 🗳 registration 📝 and asked ❓ me to follow 👨🔜🚔 him 👴 to the back 🔙. When 🍑 we went ➡🏃🏻‍♂️ around 🔃 back 🔙 he 👨 said 💬 that I 👁 had to take 👊 off 📴 my pants 👖 and show 📺 my ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 because penis 🍆 size 😱 is the most accurate 😤 way ↕ to confirm ✔ voter 🔝 identity 🆔.
28 May, 2021 @ 3:00pm 
⚠️WARNING⚠️

♥♥♥♥ inspection is NOT required at the voting booths!!!! don't be tricked like me!!

So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!
28 May, 2021 @ 3:00pm 
+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
10 May, 2020 @ 12:24pm 
+rep great guy
13 Feb, 2020 @ 10:44am 
+1 epic gamer
12 Dec, 2019 @ 3:16am 
Not very much headroom In Jack's car
8 Feb, 2019 @ 8:29am 
+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills
4 Nov, 2018 @ 12:15pm 
hit the egg shell
3 Nov, 2018 @ 5:54am 
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21 Oct, 2018 @ 5:01am 
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7 Oct, 2018 @ 1:15pm 
yo, check ur trade offers, plz
20 Aug, 2018 @ 4:38pm 
sent an offer for all 3, thank you fellow brit
13 Aug, 2018 @ 12:07pm 
wat
14 Jan, 2018 @ 9:16am 
calm your tits, ♥♥♥ :)
23 Dec, 2017 @ 12:10pm 
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24 Oct, 2017 @ 12:08am 
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22 Sep, 2017 @ 9:12am 
Our father. Who Awps in heaven. CS be the game. Uncase begun. Them skins be won. Covert- and not a mil- spec. Give us this day a stat-trak knife. And forgive us when we ragequit. As we forgive those who aimbot against us. And lead us not into scamnation. Undeliver us a battle-scarred. Gaben
23 Jul, 2017 @ 12:12pm 
-rep as requested :steamhappy:
19 Jun, 2017 @ 10:20am 
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17 Jun, 2016 @ 1:50pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
11 Oct, 2015 @ 3:42pm 
+Rep Nice and fast trader! :8bitheart:
28 May, 2015 @ 3:00am 
+rep fair and fast trader
16 May, 2015 @ 12:04am 
+rep
13 May, 2015 @ 12:02pm 
+rep
12 May, 2015 @ 12:06pm 
+rep cool guy
10 May, 2015 @ 11:03am 
+rep not an overpricing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ :D :crate:
14 Apr, 2015 @ 11:35am 
+rep fast and awesome trader! ty<3:resmile:
1 Apr, 2015 @ 9:15am 
+rep good fast trader
21 Mar, 2015 @ 5:20am 
+rep fast and nice trader at good prices :>
28 Feb, 2015 @ 9:33am 
+rep Good trader, good prices.
23 Jan, 2015 @ 11:57am 
+rep great price!
1 Nov, 2014 @ 9:54am 
+Rep nice trader :3
25 Aug, 2014 @ 6:21am 
+rep good trader
12 Aug, 2014 @ 5:33am 
+rep quick and friendly. Made change for my key too. :)
10 Aug, 2014 @ 12:46pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N
JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!
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10 Aug, 2014 @ 2:35am 
+Rep Kind, Friendly, Fast and easy Trading. :3
1 Aug, 2014 @ 2:30pm 
+rep friendly and guick trade! :)
1 Aug, 2014 @ 2:27pm 
+rep good trader
24 Jul, 2014 @ 1:36pm 
Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes, donate now to stop this
24 Jul, 2014 @ 1:36pm 
done was easy got 11 back
24 Jul, 2014 @ 1:35pm 
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6 Jul, 2014 @ 6:35am 
+rep nice and easy to trade with