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- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor ♥♥♥♥♥ 9 $12.99- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45- 5x Bananas $7.00- 5x Cucumbers $4.00- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99- 1x Next day shipping $45.00- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because Hiko was already dead.
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c*ck 🍆🔥 inspection 🕵👀 is NOT required 😑 at the voting 🗳 booths ✊💨!!!! don't 🚫 be tricked 🤪 like 😄 me!!
So I 👁 was waiting 🚏 in line 〰 to vote 🗳 when 🍑 all 💯 of a sudden 😲 this voting 🔝 "official 🏢" came 💦 up ☝ to me and said 🗣 that there was something 😅 wrong 👎 with my voter 🗳 registration 📝 and asked ❓ me to follow 👨🔜🚔 him 👴 to the back 🔙. When 🍑 we went ➡🏃🏻♂️ around 🔃 back 🔙 he 👨 said 💬 that I 👁 had to take 👊 off 📴 my pants 👖 and show 📺 my ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 because penis 🍆 size 😱 is the most accurate 😤 way ↕ to confirm ✔ voter 🔝 identity 🆔.
♥♥♥♥ inspection is NOT required at the voting booths!!!! don't be tricked like me!!
So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm voter identity. Because I thought he was a voting official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I voted I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy voting!
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