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Since the beginning, Unturned has been, and continues to be, one of the best zombie survival games out there. Its simple graphics let the addicting gameplay and surprisingly rich story stand out, and I am happy to have found this game, even this many years after it released.

I love Jumphobia as a web game, and so I purchased this version hoping to support the developers and experience a blast from the past. However, the game does not work like it does as a web game. Despite the fact I have a medium-high end device (runs CS2 at 180-220 FPS), the game has intense jitters which are made more noticeable by how it affects the music. Furthermore, because of how the game functions, it also affects the physics, therefore making some levels a game of chance of whether the jittering will cause you to falsely jump or not jump far enough and then die. Sadly, the game is not playable in this state. I know for some people it can work, so if you are willing to spend the money and risk having to refund the game soonly after, then you can, because if the game worked correctly I would recommended it in a heartbeat. Otherwise, I have to say to stay away.

A genuinely addicting and fun baseball game that's not too complex but still feels in depth and worth the time spent on it. It oozes with personality in the characters, announcers, and power-ups. It definitely can be repetitive if you play 9-inning games like I did, but 6-inning games are an effective option to avoid that concern. Definitely worth playing, even if you did not grow up with the original!

This is a game I could see becoming more enjoyable with many hours and a few guides open. The main problem for me is that the game feels extremely difficult to learn. To craft anything, you would need to play hours to get crafting notes and/or have a crafting guide open. Even with a guide open, every mistake is painfully punishing. Even in the "very easy" prison, if you are found doing anything suspicious, you lose a significant part of your progress and are sent to solitary. If you start trying to escape using a specific method and learn you need something new but are already outside at night, you are almost certainly getting caught. There are some easier methods, but the thought of starting one after being caught feels like a chore. This is a game I truly wish I could love but could not get into. I also have The Escapists 2, and hopefully that provides me more enjoyment.

This is the type of game that if you play it without a clock close by, you will spend hours playing without even noticing it. The gameplay loop is so simple yet so satisfying, and every achievement and next event is just close enough to keep you playing. I was genuinely hooked for a solid four days until I completed the whole game. If you loved any of the Papa's games in their flash form, you will love this even more. Every step feels like an accomplishment, and there is a lot of steps, so prepare to be addicted!

Finally, an excuse to dig a hole for three hours and not be judged by everyone in the neighborhood. Thank you Ben.

Note: Sometimes you have to test out some different settings to get the game to run without crashing but it should eventually work on any system despite its age.

Rock of Ages never gets old. The rolling segments are frustrating but rewarding, and the defense part genuinely has interesting strategy. Despite being over a decade old, the game still feels extremely fresh. If you are like me last year and wondering whether to pick it up during the summer sale: do it, you won't regret it!

Slime Rancher is both calm and exciting, homely and adventurous, and cute and complex. If you have doubts, so did I, but no matter who you are, you will enjoy this game. It manages to be fun in a multitude of ways, and it is an experience you will not forget.

I need a version of this game where I can use a fully automatic shotgun and release all of my rage against this dealer for every time he killed me with 50/50 odds.

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