Recent reviews by therealsemechki

This game is a bunch of fun! Over time, it tends to get a little boring, and all the fights feel the same, but that feeling goes away after you take a break. You can do the most b a l l e r plays, like jumping off the edge to your doom, but throwing your gun and killing someone at the last moment, which feels awesome. Get some friends together, and play Stick Fight! It's definitely worth the money! :D

Only cons are:

-It's still pretty glitchy. Often times, you'll join and you can't die (though you can go to 0 HP and become limp), and that's actually really not fun.

-There are rarely any hackers, ever. But when there are, it makes the game super annoying. Where tf do they even get the hacks and why? Idk. But some sort of cheat detection would be great.

-It can be really laggy, and you'll occasionally just fall through the floor, or boxes will disappear, among other glitches.

Otherwise an incredible game full of dumb fun! I totally recommend that you get it!

Alright, time to list off the pros and cons.
PROS

• Cheap.
  
• WEAPONS!!!
  
• An option for blood and guts, so I can show it to my mom and not get grounded for 5 months.
  
• Killing armies. Woohoo!
  
• Killing peasants. WOOHOO!
  
• Killing farmers. WWOOOOHHOOOO!!
  
• Killing birds. WWWWOOOOOOOOHHHHOOOOOOOO!!!!
  
• Killing bulls. WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
  
• Burning houses.
  
• Blowing houses up.
  
• Smashing houses.
  
• Shredding houses.
  
• Driving through houses.
  
• Smashing castles.
  
• Blowing castles up.
  
• Driving through castle.
  
• Smashing random crap.
  
• Blowing up random crap.
  
• Driving over and through random crap.
  
• A planned multiplayer update! This might make me lose a couple hundred friends, even though I don't have that much, but who cares? Well, I sort of do.
  
• Puzzles.
  
• Use your imagination for great good fun and evil!
  
• If your imagination is as sucky as mine (which isn't possible, really), then you can get some great machines from the workshop!
  
• Change the keybinds for certain blocks!
  
• Change the blocks' strength, speed, etc.
  
• Get mods!
  
• Get skins!
  
• Physics!
  Okay, I cut the pros a little short, but that's because I had do do the cons as well, which take me a while to figure out. Here they are.
  
• Physics.
  
• You can't drag blocks.
  
• You can't resize blocks.

Seriously. Three cons and so many pros that I can't count, but maybe it's because I never went to school. I can count to five, though! Also, to make wheels that turn, you need to put steering hinges or steering blocks before the wheels and maybe flip them to get it to work. Little tip that took me a bit to figure out. Too bad I can't recommend the game multiple times. I'll just break the rules and write a bunch of reviews on different accounts, each recommending it. That'll cost a lot of money, though. Still worth it! That was a joke, just so you know. About the multiple accounts. Is it even breaking the rules, though...?
P.S. I haven't had Besiege very long, and I have schoolwork and school to worry about, so my time on it may be low, but realize I've had this for like five days and I'm up to 27.2 hours. This is a morning, too, so I haven't played it yet today. Just realized I needed to add this.