Recent reviews by FilthyFuzion

This game is bad. REALLY bad. After Postal 2 which was amazing, these games have been atrocious and unplayable. This game crashes. It's buggy. There's Lamborghinis and vehicles everywhere, but you're stuck driving boring motorized carts. I don't mind running around and exploring, but people are silent and there's really nothing to do except find random Krotchy dolls on the floor. There's food trucks and businesses that are empty and you can't interact with anything. The map is way bigger but there's not enough ways to get around so you're walking forever looking at a mountain and dirt for 10 minutes. The cinematics are cheap motion graphics and don't use in-game graphics. The story isn't about the Postal dude's day, but rather these lame characters with bad voice acting that you don't care about and annoy you all the time when you're trying to progress in missions.

In Postal 2 you used to be able to break into houses and take guns, ammo and health with hopes that no one would see you. You could shoot your way into a bank vault and steal tons of cash with secret exits to avoid cops. Businesses had people behind the counter asking if you needed assistance. There was lots to explore. You used to go into a hospital that was full of NPCs that talked and you could piss into a machine that'd heal you up. If you go into a hospital in this game however, it's empty and baron with no interactivity or people of any kind. Just random chicken and pizza laying around in a quiet room. When your day was done in Postal 2, it would teleport you home. Not in this game. You have to drive a cart for 10 mins to get to a fast travel station. Then you have to walk another 10 minutes after you fast travel to finish your day. My game jumped from Monday to Wednesday. Where's Tuesday? In P2, the missions were silly and the tasks were simple but fun since the game threw funny curve balls at you. You even observed Gary Coleman going mad with a deagle shooting cops at a mall book signing! It was so good! What happened? This game lost all of it's everything. And the loading screens! GAH, the loading screens!! They're everywhere and they take ages to load. GTA has a map the size of Los Angeles and it doesn't have loading screens and that came out in 2013! What were they thinking?!

This game feels dead a very incomplete. Feels like they spent all the time making the faces look good and tinkering graphics. Where's the game?! This game just officially launched but it still feels like it's in an alpha state. I don't think this game will ever get close to it's older brother that came out in 2003. Big oofs on this one. Do your research online and look at the ratings. They're all right. I wanted to believe that this would be good after they had time to tinker with it after it first released in 2019. After 3 years, it's still stinks worse than the moldiest Krotchy you can imagine. After 5 hours, it's time to delete and run through Postal 2 again so I can remember when these games were good.

I can't... I just can't. I tried so hard to like it. 8 times out of 10 It's not obvious where I have to go. No power ups. Nothing but a boring clown shoe of a game. The music is aural cancer. Graphics are fine, but the mechanics, power control, level design and fun factor are non existent. Got the most enjoyment out of trying to sabatage my buddy's ball with collision mode on. My ball as a cone? AN ACORN?! srsly? A swing and a miss in my book, but it has potential but needs many fixes. Oh multiplayer 3D Ultra Mini Golf how I miss you...