Recent reviews by 12 May 2022

this game was so bad, but we beat it

Super convoluted and stupid, but once things start to click and you see a run start working, you're sold. There's actually polish hidden behind the intentionally horrible graphics

Only takes a couple hours to beat, but is addicting

My Duchess

Oh, the things I would do for the Duchess,
I would allow her to step down unto me,
And I wouldn't consider myself to be fearless,
But I fear less, for I feel this with thee.

Oh, how gallantly you strut with each stride,
I sense your gaze, though veiled, so benign.
Your lips alike roses, though hair like fine wheat.
So prim and so proper, act tight and so neat.
Thy trim colored copper, fitted boots on your feet,
May I bestow you a man you've been destined to meet!

Prithee strut with me as we tread the trail-side,
Pay no mind to the Demis, their swings are so wide.
You're light on your feet, yet sturdy to the touch,
Pay no mind to the Demis, least to you, they're not much.
Now draw your eyes to the man by your side,
Pay no mind to the Demis, for I'll make you my bride!
I'll catch them all in one sweep, I'll make it quick work,
Because for you, oh my honey, we'll love and we'll pork

Big ol' fish

Virginia

Her ligaments total six, but she has a head of only one.
Her figure disgusts quite many, they see her figure and run.
She comes along, and watches from afar, giving some anxiety.
But to me she runs close with a gift, she’s a woman of propriety.
A bundle of food, in her hand, she plops it on the floor quite gently,
I pick it up and savor it, then stare at her intently.
I want to give her gifts as well, but I know not what she desires.
So I’m left to watch her golden hair, which waves in the wind as she retires.
She leaves for hours, I know not where, but she always returns with a gallop.
She walks on threes, on through the trees, and gives more food in dallops.
The woman of life, the woman of love, I know not what you desire,
But I would move mountains, kill piles of men, all just to see your face by my campfire.