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ㅤ [COMPUTER JARGON] The Dark Arts
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-- D. Gries
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-rep he suck ♥♥♥♥ so hard

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i was a good guy to him when we played wingman, we played for a while together, we were best buds, then i came and we went on a date, everything good sao far, then he asked me a random question about my sexuality, i said i was straight but would like to try something, i liked him very much and i though he liked me, then i asked for a second date and he says yes, i tell my whole family about him and freinds, then the next week on the date, he comes and sais hes not intrested but knows someone who is, i was hurt but said ok, the next day i meet him and the guy who like me... i was a little stressed, then when i met him, he said he wa sa nice guy and all, and i belive him, then out of nowhere HIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DAD meets me and we get to know each other.. its now its our 3 year anniversary with me and his dad :)

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy.We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party.He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay.Don't trust this guy.

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