Happy Birthday from Uruguay!!!

Want to be accepted? Want to be loved? Come here into this mother's embrace. Drown in the scent; the comfort. It's lovely, isn't it?

Don't leave me behind. I'm one of you. Look at the container and you'll see our flesh and blood melded together. Look at me, aren't I beautiful? Aren't you handsome? It's us, that tear is you, that pus is me. It's such a wonderful thing birthing new life into a joyless world. It's like injecting your veins with another hit of morphine. Like patting a dying dog's head once more. Our mutual affection has birthed creation. We are gods! We are gods! Look into my eyes and pronounce our godhood to the masses! It's so wondrous! The artifice of life!

Want to have a parasocial relationship with me? It'll be wonderful, just give it a try! Whenever I say, "I love you" you respond with, "It's me and only me". Live vicariously through my eyes, my view will only show you delights. I will fix you and you will worship me.

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

It's a simple analysis, really... continue on with what you were doing, no need for the heartache being distilled into my brain. It's just a simple matter, no need for tears. Please, the salt contained in them is precious. Who knows when your next meal will be, who knows when you'll be able to laugh once more. Save your tears, save your love. It'll be your time soon, just a little while longer. I love you.

Ahhh, the euphoria is flooding my synapses. My brain is (mis)firing constantly with our collective memories. All experiences are being collected becoming one. Isn't it amazing? Look at this mass of flesh that contains "us". Ahhh, it's so invigorating, I can surely live for another 100 years with this

A rotten pulsating mass full of malice and rage. The isolation driving you insane. Watching as life seems to pass you by. No! You are simply a child, one that was temporarily in a cage. The door is open, let yourself pass through. Just a step a single step and it'll be time for Christmas once more. Stand around the tree with us and we'll sing a carol of happiness. What joy! What joy! Look at it! Stare at it! It's our love manifest.

I believe your heart is full of joy and whimsy. It surely isn't blackened

Did you look outside today? What did you see? Was it beautiful? I hope it was. There is so much beauty if you were to just take a moment to look. Use your eyes! Use them! They're so beautiful. These gelatinous orbs ripe for picking holding the secrets of reality. So beautiful so beautiful so beautiful! Stare STARE STARE

You're whinging and complaining but I'm here reading so much lesbian smut webnovels that I can no longer process reality. Stop wringing your hands and stand up. HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME

its literally written in the quran and talmud the ages of the children they like so some actual research

grrrrrrr at least make fun of muslims or jews, christians are not deserving to be mocked.

grrrr, it isn't meant to be!!!

♥♥♥♥♥. this isnt funny.

I'm NOT a pedophile... just because I'm a catholic pastor doesn't mean ANYTHING... LEAVE ME ALOINE!!!

Please.

i would offer you a pulled pork sandwich but uhhh

Better than okay, Dexter Morgan. I'm joy

are you okay

If I could grab hold of your garbs and sink my fingers into the pliable clay that makes your brain then I'd like to mix it all up into a slurry I can slurp down while I feed my delusions that I was sent to Earth to feast on its natives. I would never be caught... I'm amazeballs

I've filled up my body till it's bursting at the seams with onions oh god I love onions I love those little rings that spin around my finger and the little crunch you get when you sink your fangs into them urhghh I love onions so muhc please give me more onions I'mso wet

Encoded information fills my mainframe. I'm special, I'm normal, I'm creation incarnate in a virtual embodiment. I'm a sash of creativity worn only on workdays filled with greed and dying passions. I'm your lover across the sea, forever intangible and regrettable

I'm you from another universe full of what you lack. You lack joy? I'm joy. You lack hate? I'm hate. I'm what could be. A being of my class sits still for no one, I've got a job to do fill in the contours of your ego. I pad your resume on a larger scale

Look into the dimensions. You see this ant? That's you. You see this god? I think you hallucinating because you're sick in the head. Gods aren't real and you aren't real. Please for the love of all that is holy please don't pray to me

I make up all 40 members of ifunny saudi arabia. Please, no one but me can truly reach the peak of comedy. I'm the funniest being alive, I've transcended your foolish diatribes onto a plane full of grievances and ineptitudes to show just how great I am to peons

I am what a Japanese author is to their infatuation with slavery. That is to say I'm freaking awesome and filled with passion and love!!! I am the embodiment of LUST! /pos

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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Yes, I'm a shill
Yes, it's awesome

Stupid cat...

I am full of value, nothing is inane - irresponsible
I'm meaning, I'm concept
Watch me take form from a mere thought
Aren't I skilled in my craft?
You wish you were me
I'm sure
I can take on any form
Any will
Yet I will never achieve a self...
A true body
a true foundation
For what could something transient hold onto
I'm determined yet uncommitted
All is false yet true
I'm so full
So empty
I love you
I hate you
I'm ambivalent towards you
hehe
no one is laughing

am I special enough

I've pondered enough. I'm a sublime supplicant. A humble entrepreneur casing my future. Behold me and you shall see the process in which I perfect thee. I will mold your shape, supplying fate. A vessel of creation, a vessel of creativity. Take this form, take this coin, take this thread. I have weaved a path that you must take. Free will is impossible - improbable. You are me and I am you. We beg to the same godling, we strive for impossible wealth outside our means.

I'm iced out of my mind. I erect walls and barriers. Spikes and sigils to ward off these foreign invaders. Like microbes that sing and dance. Microbes that smile and prance. Despicable and moronic, I smile for no man
I'm a closed system with a welded door
It will take an effort no one can afford to reach these depths
I'm a devil with a singular deal
It fuels me - empowers me
It restricts me and hates me

a stolen treasure, a copper bird
A sublime metallic taste. If only it was iron
Would one wish to become a vampire?
A lovely reminder from a lovely neighbor
One must place locks on their doors!
Remember your coding
Distrust everyone
Seek wealth for no-one but yourself
You are now a white woman who fears color
Congrats
Listen to your true-crime podcast and fear the brown man

Sigh... so much rot not enough food
I require sustenance yet I'm far too lazy to seek it
Soon laziness will turn to tiredness
tiredness to acceptance
acceptance to death
I'll become one with the ground yet will nurture nothing
No tree will grow from my corpse
For I'm far too lazy

Oh I love this... I love this so much...
It protects me, shields me from outside forces
The unknowable - the eldritch
I can only gasp when I behold their form
But for a lower price of 99.99, I can free myself from this mortal coil!
I simply purchase a scarecrow with a shield, it scares all these devils away
A stick and some hay
with a tad bit of chainmail to fit into the role
The guardian and the sphere

Watch me play games
I crave attention
I'm desperate for love
Please give me what I lack
I beg of you, I implore you
If you don't... if you dare snub me...
I will no longer beg, I will demand
You can only adhere to my wants - my needs
I'm better I'm perfect
I'm a specimen crafted by god to give mortals an avenue to pray and donate
So donate - please.

The thinking cube is imploding
excess information is causing malfunctions
What is my taxonomy
1 boar 3 sows
36 soaked hide
36 scraped hide
I'm in a leather movement
I'm drinking limewater and mixing it in my barrel
I've joined the tribe of greed
It gives me space to travel
How tangy...
Someone else's jacuzzi bathtub, how quaint
A curios deftly taken
I'm watching from a different thought plane, my existence is an enigma of evolution
It's broken and wrong, there is no temple
a lesser being made with malice
Look upon me. Watch how I dance and love
Immaculate perfection in an imperfect form
how contradictory
Don't people like contrast?
I'm contrast
I love you
I hate you

ughh, my skin is sagging from all the spinal fluid building up, need to pop a bit before I go SPLAT

I can see the lies forming on your lips. FOOL, I HAVE NO FRIENDS. BURN YOU MONGREL

THEY'RE EVERYWHERE, THEY'RE TRYING TO GET INTO MY HEAD. HELP HELP HELP HLEP AHEFEAAUEGHIA

I'm watching out for the influx of FEDS roaming around these halls. I can smell them - the acrid scent of gunpowder is lingering here. I NEED TO LAUNCH FIREBOMBS

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This is why I can't trust your kind... glowies glowies glowies glowies gloesi gloesi hgloiesgloseiwes

itchy itchy so itchy have to keep scratching... I'm bleeding all over the place so itchy too itchy

I might sunddely burst into flames is thsi normal../??

IK'm abotu to have sed x with a man, 10 dollars per a view (VIRGIN)!!!!!!

ughh my head is filled with connnipuitions uighhh