just ran 40 miles after my dog... why? well little buddy had a 40K SOUL CO*UNT!!!! LOOK AT THIS MANGY MUTT THAT'S HOLDING OUT ON ME>????????????? BODY IS GONE!

Peep the deets... I got 4 COUNT THEM 4 1... 2... 3... 4... SCREENSHOTS of PROOF FOR YOU BABY BRAINED WEIRDOS!!!! SICK SYCHOPHANTIC FREAKS NEED TO COME TO MY DMS RN!!!!

Yeah, look... I just got archon 1000 I'm jsut a massive competitive gamer that you don't even understand tyhe wavelength i'm on rn... while you babies are in your baby ranks I'm on the top of the world baby 1# NA... get on the E train or GET OFF!!!!!!! Stop YANKING your CHAIN and start SLOBERING my KNOB RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! LESBAIN P*RN can WAIT...

I need an AA meeting but for p*rn addicts like me... should I go to a confession with a catholic priest and let them groom me so I get fixed?

Yes... YESSS... that's how a twink should move. Move it and groove it baby, it's time to dance dance dance till you dead, you know what I'm saying? I'm p*rn addicted sorry.

slobers all over it truth nuke style

MR B-B-B-B-BEEEEEEEEEEEEASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

sometimes i remember this comment section and ive been checking it for about 3 years now and it still makes me laugh

+rep loves rubbing her belly after a huge epic killstreak might be the drifter irl idk

ughhh ughhhhhh uhghhh my semi-inflatable tummy is rrruuummmbbllliingggg from all these deliciouys comments ughhhh

AY I'M COMMENTIN ERE

Magic man of magical origin

w holliday

Ugh... Deadlock makes me want to KILL MYSELF; it makes me so UPSET!!!!!! I'm a competitive gamer that's just trying to get ahead, but now it's turned me into an ALCOHOLIC WASTREL that only reads LESBIAN P*RN between MINA and SILVER!!!

Snort snort snort. One little piggie on the conveyor belt, getting prepped and ready for its big day!!!

Loser... what a TOOL you NERD. Bet you get pushed into LOCKERS and bleed RED while shedding FLESH, weirdo.

Gurgle

Heart heart xoxo baby

No respite for the unloved, no restitution for the unwanted. Stay with me, hold me, caress me. I'm so aroused so titalated. We're almost there if you'd just give in a little faster! HAHAHAHAHA

Aah, it's so euphoric being alone. Reading and sleeping till the end of time. It's so safe, so peaceful - living in the lonely womb.

The outside is dangerous and terrifying. Only here within darkness in its bosom may one find peace. It's calling towards you, waiting for you. Won't you answer the call? Won't you just simply give in? You have no fortitude, no strength. You're simply a weak little flesh suit harboring traitorous thoughts of rebellion. One does not simply leave.

A monster. That's what you are - that's what you'll always be. A hulking beast trying to pry open the bars to its cage. It's simply contemptible, one should know their place. It is your home, it is your prison. You will never experience freedom for it isn't in your nature. You must build more walls, more bars, more cages. Fill in the cracks and close the door.

May the dirty American pig shift from eating slop from their troughs and having sex with their cousins to kissing peoples' delicate insteps... amen

I'm a dirty and barbaric westoid that only knows how to eat grain, spit, and fornicate with family members. I need a jade-toed Chinese web novelist to bring about the advent of the popularization of feet in silk stockings to civilize me and show me the real world

Chinese webnovels are going to make me develop a foot fetish through subliminal messaging

Through the fair skin and the perfectly fleshy instep, one could faintly see the dark blue veins on this tender little foot. The small, exquisite toes were like jade beads, and the neatly trimmed, beautiful toenails shone with a pearl-like luster.
The opening of the white stockings gradually covered her toes, then moved upward, outlining the beautiful and alluring curve of her arch, her exquisite ankle, followed by her slender calf, and her slightly fleshy thigh, fixed at the soft thigh with a garter.
"Hmm..." Accompanied by the girl's satisfied hum, the little foot wrapped in silk stockings stepped into the black nun's flat shoes. After the other foot was also put into the shoe and stocking, a pair of small hands lifted the white ceremonial dress, and the girl looked at it with satisfaction for a moment and nodded.

Sloppy seconds milord? Sloppy third perhaps?

Happy Birthday from Uruguay!!!

Want to be accepted? Want to be loved? Come here into this mother's embrace. Drown in the scent; the comfort. It's lovely, isn't it?

Don't leave me behind. I'm one of you. Look at the container and you'll see our flesh and blood melded together. Look at me, aren't I beautiful? Aren't you handsome? It's us, that tear is you, that pus is me. It's such a wonderful thing birthing new life into a joyless world. It's like injecting your veins with another hit of morphine. Like patting a dying dog's head once more. Our mutual affection has birthed creation. We are gods! We are gods! Look into my eyes and pronounce our godhood to the masses! It's so wondrous! The artifice of life!

Want to have a parasocial relationship with me? It'll be wonderful, just give it a try! Whenever I say, "I love you" you respond with, "It's me and only me". Live vicariously through my eyes, my view will only show you delights. I will fix you and you will worship me.

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

It's a simple analysis, really... continue on with what you were doing, no need for the heartache being distilled into my brain. It's just a simple matter, no need for tears. Please, the salt contained in them is precious. Who knows when your next meal will be, who knows when you'll be able to laugh once more. Save your tears, save your love. It'll be your time soon, just a little while longer. I love you.

Ahhh, the euphoria is flooding my synapses. My brain is (mis)firing constantly with our collective memories. All experiences are being collected becoming one. Isn't it amazing? Look at this mass of flesh that contains "us". Ahhh, it's so invigorating, I can surely live for another 100 years with this

A rotten pulsating mass full of malice and rage. The isolation driving you insane. Watching as life seems to pass you by. No! You are simply a child, one that was temporarily in a cage. The door is open, let yourself pass through. Just a step a single step and it'll be time for Christmas once more. Stand around the tree with us and we'll sing a carol of happiness. What joy! What joy! Look at it! Stare at it! It's our love manifest.

I believe your heart is full of joy and whimsy. It surely isn't blackened

Did you look outside today? What did you see? Was it beautiful? I hope it was. There is so much beauty if you were to just take a moment to look. Use your eyes! Use them! They're so beautiful. These gelatinous orbs ripe for picking holding the secrets of reality. So beautiful so beautiful so beautiful! Stare STARE STARE

You're whinging and complaining but I'm here reading so much lesbian smut webnovels that I can no longer process reality. Stop wringing your hands and stand up. HIT ME HIT ME HIT ME

its literally written in the quran and talmud the ages of the children they like so some actual research

grrrrrrr at least make fun of muslims or jews, christians are not deserving to be mocked.

grrrr, it isn't meant to be!!!

♥♥♥♥♥. this isnt funny.

I'm NOT a pedophile... just because I'm a catholic pastor doesn't mean ANYTHING... LEAVE ME ALOINE!!!

Please.

i would offer you a pulled pork sandwich but uhhh

Better than okay, Dexter Morgan. I'm joy

are you okay

If I could grab hold of your garbs and sink my fingers into the pliable clay that makes your brain then I'd like to mix it all up into a slurry I can slurp down while I feed my delusions that I was sent to Earth to feast on its natives. I would never be caught... I'm amazeballs

I've filled up my body till it's bursting at the seams with onions oh god I love onions I love those little rings that spin around my finger and the little crunch you get when you sink your fangs into them urhghh I love onions so muhc please give me more onions I'mso wet