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1 person found this review helpful
1.8 hrs on record
Why do game Require Secure boot now? With Secure boot Enable I can't play Old CoD or any of the old Battlefield games. Maybe it's a preference thing but I would rather just go back and play battlefield 4 the enable secure boot again.
What Sucks is that this is becoming a normal thing for games like fortnite, new Call of Duty's, and I'm sure GTA 6 whenever that releases
Posted 3 April.
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18.9 hrs on record (15.9 hrs at review time)
Title: "The Only Game Where You Might Get Shot by Your Best Friend"

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“This game is the digital equivalent of walking through a haunted house, except instead of ghosts, it’s your own teammates with the worst trigger discipline in history.”

Ready or Not is the tactical shooter for anyone who’s ever dreamed of being a SWAT officer… but also wanted to experience their deepest, darkest fears of accidentally becoming a civilian casualty. It’s like trying to be a real-life superhero, only to get shot by your own side for not using the proper “clear” hand signal.

Pros:

Tactical Brilliance – I feel like a professional when I crouch in a corner, thinking “I’ve got this.” Too bad I’m the one who immediately walks into a door, setting off an alarm that alerts the bad guys to my very existence.

AI Perfection – The enemy AI? They know everything. The moment you make a sound, they’re like, “Oh, you think you’re safe? Think again, buddy. We are the ones with the door-breaching technology.”

Genuine Immersion – The sweat dripping from your forehead? That's you thinking your team just got ambushed by 5 guys. The real question is… who is going to betray you first: the AI, or your friend who panicked and flashed you in the face instead of the enemy?

Cons:

Friendly Fire – You get shot in the back. Not by the enemy. Nope. That’s Dave, who’s been playing for 3 hours but still can’t figure out how to distinguish the “bad guy” from the “good guy” who looks exactly like him. It’s you, Dave. Why are you always aiming at me??

Tension – Your heart rate goes from zero to “I’m about to die” in a second. It's like you’re one bad corner away from an existential crisis. “Should I’ve been a dentist instead? Is this how I die? What was that sound? Is that a suspect? Is it my own teammate getting murdered by AI again?!”

The Reality Check – You think you’re gonna pull off that sweet breach-and-clear, but your best buddy on the squad is “too eager” and runs in, but wait. No one told him it was a room full of hostages. Great job, buddy. You just doomed us. I hope you like starting from the beginning.

Verdict:
Ready or Not is a game where you’ll probably survive… unless you’re playing with friends. If you’ve ever wanted to find out what it’s like to feel real fear, only for it to be quickly replaced by rage and confusion, this is the game for you. Nothing says “teamwork” like getting flashbanged by your teammate because they panicked when the suspect made a move. Would I recommend it? Yes. Would I play with my friends again? Absolutely, but only if I’m standing far, far behind them.

10/10 – Too realistic. Never playing with Dave again.
Posted 22 February.
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1 person found this review funny
81.6 hrs on record (36.2 hrs at review time)
Really Amazing Game, I would play it for the Story but also the exploration of Tatsumi Port Island.
Posted 9 February, 2025.
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1,668.1 hrs on record (1,207.2 hrs at review time)
Game is Fun but not like payday 2 fun but like shovelling glass shards into your open a$$hole kinda fun
Posted 2 October, 2023. Last edited 12 December, 2024.
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98.3 hrs on record (27.3 hrs at review time)
"Great Game, But My Alarm Clock Hates Me Now"

I started Payday 2 thinking I’d just do a few quick heists for some easy cash. Fast forward to 3 AM, and I’m screaming “GET DOWN ON THE GROUND” to virtual NPCs while my neighbors are probably calling the cops because I just threw my chair out the window in excitement after securing the last loot bag.

The game makes you feel like a professional criminal, but with none of the consequences. Want to rob a bank? Go ahead. Want to run around in a Santa outfit while shooting up a helicopter? Sure, why not?

Gameplay is tight, but be warned: it will take your life over, one stealthy bank robbery at a time. I haven’t seen daylight in days, but hey, at least I finally unlocked the gold-plated AK-47.

10/10, would get my friends to play with me and then immediately abandon them to do all the work.
Posted 29 December, 2020. Last edited 22 February.
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1,018.9 hrs on record (1,018.7 hrs at review time)
If you enjoy Grinding for nothing to only do a raid or a Dungeon at the end that is only sometimes worth the hours you put in? or the hours of grinding for that perfect god roll because almost everything this is a RNG in this game then this review isn't for you :)

First paying for every season that only drip feeds the content you paid for and makes you do one objective 40 times that usually sucks too or is boring after 5 times, plus not only to take out that content later. Personally there is too much bad right now in destiny Ketchcrash sucks, battlegrounds sucks, and containment sucks, they have take out things that were good like some strikes and left or replace them with old content.
The other big problem I have is that everything that is fun you need to pay for which suck because of you want to get your friends to start playing they have to pay over $100 for all DLC plus after getting everything you don't know what to do and that mostly because they have taken all the old story and explanation of what you should be doing? and instead give you every quest then expect you to know how to do this?
Last everyone in the community is usually toxic and isn't helpful because they only care about doing their objective and finishing their bounties. I've had so many people try the game and enjoy the game play but then when it come to understanding how to do stuff YOU need to look to outside sources like YouTube or the LFG groups or discord which again puts you a new player in a toxic community, one of these things are you must have done this so many times or must have this gun? Which a new player you wouldn't have or even know how to get it??

Almost every issue there is with the game has been because of horrible planning or how is been implemented into the game after taking out something else out. As someone who played since Destiny 1 and has very fond memories of raids, day one events, or doing my day one Leviathan raid that we never complete, Etc, I sadly don't recommend playing Destiny 2 it is a waste if time and there is other games on the market that do feel rewarding. Recently I've play God of War Ragnarok which I know most people don't have a ps5 but my point is that I've platinum it and it felt rewarding and I enjoyed my time with it, I didn't have to spend 1000 hours playing for Unrewarding Game play and Story.
Posted 7 November, 2019. Last edited 12 December, 2024.
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