typical civic driving r e t a r d

+rep pretty good player <3

i pray to allah your mother gets stage 4 in her brain

go check in on your fam they are prob worried about you since you havent left your room in 3 weeks

you should say sorry to your friend tre bc he has to clean up all your messes

im sorry i hurt your feelings

lets be friends

brain dead ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Enjoy the knife bro. opened it myself, take good care of it. Nice car btw

Extremely jealous of me

rude person

imagine being named lucas and flexing a ugly ass honda civic lol

You care way too much for somebody barely above gold nova. Learn to have fun kid. Stay at McDonalds LOL

The guy that said "-rep carries a 5 stack and drops 30 just to lose, has to have a negative iq, also drives a civic so makes sense " Is actually a loser cause mf def can't afford a porsche :P

LIKE ACTUALLY BEST PLAYER

goat

-rep carries a 5 stack and drops 30 just to lose, has to have a negative iq, also drives a civic so makes sense

-rep faceit lvl 10 talking ♥♥♥♥ in silver lobbies wow bro maybe youll rank up to gold nova one day

AWP assassin

4k hours later to finally win a gold game congrats man next weight loss!!!

dork ass nga

added to trade gloves

+rep strategic brilliance

sus

signed by baldie thanks for being a fan ;)

gogo

Dude hacks

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty ♥♥♥♥♥~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved it in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

Second grade survival guide:

• second grade gets HARD. Stay on top of all your homework.

• in sexond grade you learn the hard $hit. Multiplication is no joke. may b get a tutor

• grammer and speling will kill you so practiece a lot

• dronk water

• study 40 hours a day

• dating gets real. this is the grade to get a serious boy/girlfriend. this isn’t 1st grade anymore. cooties aren’t a thing anymore.

• if u get a bad grade punch ur teacher in their crotch!

• 99.99% of people lose their virginity in 2nd grade. don’t get left behind

• girls: no more shopping at justice or baby gap anymore. shop at the real stores now. Like Victoria secret and brandy Melville

• guys: wear heelies to get all the hoes

• you should defiantly know where you wanna go to college at this point

• take all ap classes

• $hit your pants on the first day of school to assert your dominance

signed by outbound thanks for being a fan ;)

lol you dog sh1T brahhh

you d i c k sucking nerd, uninstall cs go you are so trash

我之前跟你打过gogo

wat

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+ rep. nice guy. can't get enough of his dad's ♥♥♥♥. definitely not below the poverty line

hey, Lucas! i'm an admin from PinkieCraft, the pony roleplay Minecraft server that you play on! i wanted to personally extend my thank you for the 100$ you donated to help keep our server alive! next time you log on we'll make sure to let me know and i'll make sure to get you that custom pony body you donated for! i regret to inform you, however, that we don't currently have a way to give you "20 foot horse ♥♥♥♥" like you requested but we'll work on it :-) thank you for the donation again and we hope to see you soon!!!!!!!! KEEP CLOPPING MY FRIEND :-)

It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

-rep obv hacker

Imagine living in Minnesota. One of the worst states to exist. I hope your family isn't as boring as the state you live in lmao.
Id kill myself

+rep respectable <33

sup, lets go party in cs go

My favorite carry <3

-rep funnier than me

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ player

Ho ho ho ha ha, ho ho ho he ha. Hello there, old chum. I’m gnot an elf. I’m gnot a goblin. I’m a gnome. And you’ve been, GNOMED’

Friend request sended

Been a long time

I am not in charge ask JROQ

nerd