excuse me, Froukje is my queen.

If Froukje has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Froukje has ten fans, then I am one of them.
If Froukje only has one fan, then that is I.
If Froukje has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against Froukje, then I am against the world.

henlo young maiden, how can I, Fentomized, be of service

I'm gonna be like
"and this is why the Rafale is the sexiest European jet"
and she's gonna go all like
"this guy will be able to explain me why F-35Bs invented aircraft carriers" and thinking about pegging me

henlo young maiden, how can I, Fentomized, be of service

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see guys playing video games haha! I don't know why its a gay thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

waf waf

woof woof

Image:
image is cut in half vertically
left: "other women my age" as text above an open smiling ebony woman using her phone to take a picture of a ebony baby on a pink table.
right: "me" as text above a white brunette taking a picture of a Japanese-style broth with chopsticks on the left side and a red desert in high glass on the right.
Below is a comment by 'ElWasHeere':
"I'm so confused? They r both taking pictures of their meals before they eat it?"

First.