Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

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Sitting on a toilet's seat that is still warm from the last person is the closest I’ve come to physical contact with another human in 10 years.
Sometimes when I’m feeling really alone I’ll stroll down to the nearby park/Library and read a book with an eye on the bathroom. If someone enters and is in there for more than 3 minutes I mark my spot with a bookmark and patiently wait for them to exit. The Second The door opens up and they walk out of it, I instantly stride quickly, right infront of them, to the stall before the warm porcelain hug fades. after that i proceed to sit on the warm toilet seat and i just inhale the other person's scent and aura that's still lingering around.
anyways i was just wondering, do you think this is a weird thing to do, cuz i just feel like it's really a normal human interaction and people really to stop judging me for doing this ...

Oh ♥♥♥♥♥ don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful ♥♥♥♥♥. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee-ass haircut you got you'd get some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on yo ♥♥♥♥. Oh better yet maybe Tonisha'd call yo dog-ass if she ever stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥' with that brain surgeon the lawyer she ♥♥♥♥♥♥' with. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

hi, lately I have been haunted by depression, in general, I do not feel better. How are you? Tell me please. How was your day? What are your plans for tomorrow? I will be interested. You know, I wondered what my account would look like after my death. What do you think will become of him? Sorry for such questions. I'm used to creating an image that I'm doing well, I send cute comments that I think help people. I hope you are doing well. Keep moving on, if you have a dream, follow it, there is a goal - achieve it. You are the best person. I love you. Have a nice day, you don't have to worry about me. I will continue to fight depression. Once again, sorry for this comment.

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Did you heard of the tragedy that reach the man? I think to be too is not. I think the hopeless situation elder also can't. That is a legend. Reaching the man cloth space is the emperor. He is so strong and big. He even can use the original dint to create life. He is very deep to black influence understanding. The black influence can the matter that many supermans. But other people thinks that these are what can't attains. He become more and more strong and big. Lost his power afterwards afterwards he died. In fact he teaches own the whole skills all to disciple. Then his land killed him to let him going to bed. Satirizing the meaning is he can let other people. But is incapable for dint to the oneself.

your life dont matter... thats why i always kick you out of my games. you are a 0. PS I AM NICKLAS DENHUS on youtube. Former parachutiste french legion and battletank soldier. And i know when losers put there faces forward. And then i kick them in it. Becouse they trolls ...cheat. quit.. and destroy games for others. and this ♥♥♥ are one of those ♥♥♥♥♥♥ losers.

Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say konichiwa. I always ask you about your favorite anime before insulting you about your waifu. You’re usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a Christian. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like the Crusades but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice) I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the hentai I watch.

Why are you so hard to talk to? I'm polite. Each time I approach you, I say konichiwa. I always ask you about your favorite anime before insulting you about your waifu. You’re usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations with you, and how you usually act disinterested because I'm a Christian. Yes, I get that it's awkward because of things like the Crusades but I don't hold it against them. Why can't the himes just realize that I respect Japanese culture and that I really want to be part of it. I'm willing to marry a Japanese woman, adopt Japanese children and live in Japan for the rest of my life. Hell, I'm even learning the language by watching undubbed anime. Plus, I cook a mean bowl of rice (for those who don't know, Japanese eat a lot of rice) I do too my Mom says that I act like a Japanese person because of all the rice I eat and the hentai I watch

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