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There is a brand new pack of salami in the fridge....

I remember the many times we created the roman empire it sure was fun that.

Sadly i think that server might be dead.
Good memories.

You might not remember me, but i was a player on kingdomrp with you. Was wondering if that was ever gonna start up again?

decent lad could use a good upgrade makes a good door stop as he will sleep on your door after few cold ones with the lads. low milliage only has 3 1/2 spark plugs bur runs good.

Hey Arthur, remember meh, if ya do, it was nice playing with you on kingdomrp, but i though why not suggest playing MetroRP, its pretty fun, not too serious not too mingy, or cancer, anyways, hope youll be on le server, ya boi. Dakota/Jeremy/Idfk

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