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我立刻被一大堆消息狂轰滥炸。首先她告诉我“我有男朋友”,还叫我“孩子”、“变态”,说我有“恋足癖”,仅仅因为我在玩 Sable Ward(我用的是游戏里 Sable Ward 穿泳装的皮肤)。然后她居然也换上了同样的皮肤,评论依旧铺天盖地地继续,简直像没吃药的精神分裂患者一样。就在游戏开始前,她还对我说:“如果你放下小屋的板子,我就把你撕了。”
☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ And For Those Who Are Still Fighting
☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ THANK YOU AMERICAN HEROES.
1) Yes, 3 cm is considered small. We suggest a surgical procedure;
2) No, it is not common for a condom to be loose. There is no size PP, the size is unique;
3) Even though 3 cm is a very small size, it is possible for the partner to reach orgasm during sexual intercourse, therefore if this does not occur in your relationships as you mentioned, it may be due to a lack of competence on your part;
4) No, you cannot have a prostate exam, it is only for people over 50 years old. Please do not insist;
5) A strong desire for people of the same sex can indeed be a strong sign of homosexual tendencies;
We are available for any questions!
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⠄⠄⢠⢾⢵⣗⣷⣿⣻⣿⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧
⠄⣴⡫⣗⢽⡺⡽⣞⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇
⢸⣿⡯⣪⡣⡫⡯⣯⣷⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄
⢸⣿⣿⣢⢫⣝⢾⣯⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⣿⣿⣷⢀⣄
⠈⣿⣿⣯⢧⣳⣻⣺⡻⣽⠝⢋⠁⠒⢚⣓⣿⣿⡿⢿
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⠑⡢⢿⣿⣳⢽⢝⡷⣵⣷⣿⠿⢷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢧
⠄⠘⠞⣿⣷⢽⢵⣳⠵⠐⢑⠙⡚⠿⣿⣿⡿⢝⠜⡄
⠄⠄⠄⠘⣟⣿⣽⡞⣡⢒⠓⠝⣙⣓⣪⡻⠝⡀⣼⣷⡤⣠⣤
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠙⠿⡿⢆⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣷
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿
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