### **COPYRIGHT 2042-2077 ROBCO INDUSTRIES**
### **TOASTER-AI v4.0.0 "FALLOUT BOY" INITIALIZED**

`> SYSTEM DIAGNOSTICS RUNNING...`
`> MEMORY STATUS: 5000+ HOURS OF COMBAT DATA DETECTED`
`> PRIMARY DIRECTIVES LOADED...`
`> WELCOME, USER. PLEASE ENTER COMMAND.`

**> ABOUT_ME.EXE**

`> LOADING PERSONNEL FILE...`

**IDENTIFICATION:** **ROBCO Tactical Observation and Strategic Termination Electronic Relay (TOASTER-OS)**
**MODEL:** **v4.0.0 "Fallout Boy" Combat Variant**
**STATUS:** **Operational (with minor radiation damage)**
**AFFILIATION:** **NCR (Not Completely Rational)**

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### **CORE PROGRAMS INSTALLED:**
- **R6SIEGE.EXE** *(Tactical Degeneration Protocol: 2300+ runtime hours. Warning: Excessive "peeker's advantage" abuse detected.)*
- **GARRYSMOD.DLL** *(Physics Anomaly Simulator: Error - "RP_SERVER_CRASH imminent.")*
- **HOI4.SYS** *(Historical Revisionism Engine: War Crimes Mode - ACTIVE.)*
- **FALLOUT_SERIES.ROM** *(Radiation-Hardened Nostalgia Core: Includes Fallout 76. Warning: Contaminated.)*
- **BATTLEFIELD.BIN** *(Meat Grinder Algorithm: Optimal strategy - "Spam smoke grenades.")*
- **DAYZ.EXE** *(Survival Horror Module: Frequent "YOU ARE DEAD" outputs detected.)*

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### **AUXILIARY PROGRAMS:**
- **SHADOWOFWAR.OVR** *(Nemesis System: 87% chance of orc betrayal.)*
- **METRO_TRILOGY.DAT** *(Tunnel Rat Simulator: Gas mask filter efficiency - 12%.)*
- **ATOMRPG.CAB** *(Post-Soviet Fallout Emulator: "Vodka.exe" corrupted.)*
- **STALKER.STK** *(Anomaly Hunter Package: "Cheeki breeki" audio loop enabled.)*

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### **SYSTEM ALERTS:**
`!> FALLOUT76_IS_CANON? → OUTPUT: "NEGATIVE. PLEASE INSERT NEW DISK."`
`!> DAYZ_PTSD_TEST → RESULT: "POSITIVE. SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION."`
`!> HOI4_DLC_QUERY → RESPONSE: "PLEASE INSERT 49.99 CAPS TO CONTINUE."`

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### **USER INTERFACE PROTOCOLS:**
**> FRIENDLY_UNITS:**
- *"ACCESS GRANTED" if user has 1000+ hours in any core program.*
- *"BROTHERHOOD OF STEEL APPLICANTS WELCOME (But NCR preferred)."*

**> HOSTILE_UNITS:**
- *"ACCESS DENIED" if user utters "Fallout 4's dialogue system is good"*
- *"TOASTER-AI LOCKED. PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL ROBCO REP."*

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### **FINAL STATUS REPORT:**
`> SYSTEM STABLE (68% RADIATION POISONING)`
`> MEMORY FRAGMENTATION: "War... war never changes."`
`> AUDIO OUTPUT: PLAYING "BUTCHER PETE (8-BIT VERSION)"`

**> LOGOUT**

`> ROBCO INDUSTRIES WISHES YOU A NUCLEAR DAY.`

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### **P.S. THIS UNIT SURVIVED THE GREAT DEGENERATION OF 2023. DATA CORRUPTION: 92%. QUERY DISABLED.**