Recent reviews by MushySnuggleBites

This was a complete ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ let down if you've played borderlands 1 and 2, and are transitioning to this cess pool of filth. It's a pretty good game if you've jumped right into it without playing the previous Borderlands, because you don't actually understand the plot of the trilogy, and how the characters actually are (and you're also kinda stupid)...

So you may ask why this game is bad? Well I'll tell you:

- All the memes they try to throw at you to be funny

- Degrading Torgue into some politically correct ♥♥♥♥.

- The maps are much more larger with a lot less fast travel machines, and save points.

- They pretyy much made the maps pangea size so the campaign would last longer to eat more away at my soul (now that's just dirty).

- Most of the bosses were ripoffs of previous Borderlands games Ex: RK5 and Bunker, Iwajira and Warrior, Boom Bewm and Red Belly, etc.

- And the one that probably jabs most into my soul is most of the guns are ♥♥♥♥♥♥ re-skins of the guns in the previous Borderlands. Especially the legendaries!

- To add more insult to injury, 70% of the legendary items from the previous Borderlands games, have had their names changed to make them seem different.

- One of the four campaign DLC's that has come out is a slaughterdome... A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ slaughterdome... The music in the background and enemies spawning on the other side of the map is enough to make anyone commit suicide. The only fun you could have is racing your friend to the other side every time a group has been taken out, instead of having a bloody orgy like the previous games. I feel great empathy for anyone who had to endure this trial by themselves.

- This game tried to hard to be gay friendly. More than half of the characters are ♥♥♥♥/bisexual (I'm not homophobic. I just think it's unnecessary to have half the cast gay. So chill out. I dont have anymore butthurt cream for you since I've used all of it while going through this game numerous times trying to like it)

- They left the Flakker in the game but didn't bring over the Norfleet, or the Bee, or any other practical gun. Sure, they brought over some good guns, such as The Conference Call, and made some unique ones like the... Never mind... Pretty much every unique/legendary is a re-skin.

Finally! To the minute amount of pros that this game pretty much has is non-existent.

- Characters were pretty fun to use with all their new skills

- Cryo and Lasers change things up a bit... Except cryo weapons come mid late game, and aren't
used much because of that...

- The ways you could use oxygen for a second jump, and slight speed boost was probably the best thing this game had going for itself.

- The skill trees actually synergized, unlike the previous borderlands games.
The dialogue with Handsome Jack, and the characters unique banter made this game somewhat playable....


Nows that's all said and done, I give this game an under levelled cradle shield out of ten.

Watched a psycho get sent through air ducts against his wishes and to an electric chair where he got disintegrated while begging for mercy. Most beautiful scream I have ever heard.

Guns don't kill, lag massacres you.
oh and twelve year olds or 30 year olds who live in their parents basement bragging about their K/D
Not worth ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 65 bucks

>Shoot rocket at my feet near the van during the escape
>kill everyone around me
>fail hoxton breakout pro
>instant kick from host
>making enemies has never been easier