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0.9 hrs on record
This game is absolute trash. The characters are disgusting abominations that look like they were designed by a degenerate fetishist. The song that plays at the start of the game is audio torture that made me want to drill a hole in my skull.
Posted 8 October, 2025.
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170.6 hrs on record (161.5 hrs at review time)
I gun
Posted 30 April, 2025. Last edited 30 April, 2025.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
50.1 hrs on record (29.2 hrs at review time)
Woke trash game made by mentally ill, deranged people.
Posted 15 September, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
99.2 hrs on record (74.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
The optimisation is so utterly bad, you would think the game is running a crypto miner in the background.
Also, the clearing quests in stage IV and stage V are the worst and most idiotic quest designs I have ever seen in my life. You literally have to follow a scripted path instead of other infinite amount of paths which you can only do by LITERALLY MEMORISING the scripted path beforehand or by PURE LUCK. If you don't follow the scripted path, the zombies won't spawn and you won't be able to finish the quest, it's mind boggingly stupid.
Lastly, this game has too many bugs. I don't know how many times I died by these ridiculous bugs. For example, the last major bug I had to witness was the day before I wrote this review, where I was swimming in the lake to go to other side, and when I stepped on ground while being inside the water my leg Literally broke and I lost more than 50% of my health for no reason.
Posted 18 July, 2024. Last edited 18 July, 2024.
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39.8 hrs on record (39.6 hrs at review time)
Very fun.
Posted 28 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
8.2 hrs on record (5.1 hrs at review time)
Me using the Holy Minigun that God sent from the heavens to smite the creatures of antichrist:
Posted 15 August, 2023. Last edited 6 May, 2025.
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405.0 hrs on record
Woke, sh!tty and very ugly
Posted 23 January, 2023. Last edited 31 August, 2024.
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14.8 hrs on record
10/10
Would definitely recommend.
Posted 14 May, 2021.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
12.2 hrs on record (10.2 hrs at review time)
The cake is a LIE
Posted 13 January, 2018. Last edited 13 January, 2018.
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