Hot tip: When someone yells pickpocket start searching for your wallet in the groin area and exclaim 'Thank God my wallet is safely tucked between my testicles'. The pickpocket will see this and assume that the wallet is there. These people usually have very supple and delicate hands so when they try to take your wallet you will instead get a pleasant fondling to your genital area.

Hei,

Olen 33-vuotias yksinäinen mies, joka on ollut ilman seksiä noin 3 vuotta. Olen niin sanottu incel, eli mies joka ei pysty löytämään seksiseuraa.

Onko täällä ketään, joka voisi lainata minulle seksirobottia, esim. RealDoll™ seksirobottia?

Olen tilapäisellä sairaseläkkeellä, eikä minulla ole varaa ostaa itselleni sellaista, niin sen takia kysyn täällä, jos joku voisi lainata sellaista minulle.

Lupaan pitää hyvää huolta robotista ja putsata sen huolella aktin jälkeen.

+rep always positive

Excellent shot

BOT

+rep insane USP skills, add me, please

-steamrep this guy stole my garambit purple cs go spray
-lol!rep stole my account

-rep scammer >:(

legend

Mun pitää tunnustaa sulle jotain. Hey you. You're finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there. Damn you Stormcloaks. Skyrim was fine until you came along. Empire was nice and lazy. If they hadn't been looking for you, I could've stolen that horse and be halfway to Hammerfell. You there. You and me - we shouldn't be here. It's these Stormcloaks the Empire wants. We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, thief. Shut up back there! And what's wrong with him, huh? Watch your tongue. You're speaking to Ulfric Stormcloak, the true High King. Ulfric? The Jarl of Windhelm? You're the leader of the rebellion. But if they've captured you... Oh gods, where are they taking us? I don't know where we're going, but Sovngarde awaits. No, this can't be happening. This isn't happening. Hey, what village are you from, horse thief? Why do you care? A Nord's last thoughts should be of hom

clutch god

fast learner

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❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

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+rep amazing reflexes

I love farting and trapping it under my blanket so the fart is all I breathe in and I get all of those deep notes of smell.. I get sad when I fart in my cubicle at work and the smell dissipates into the wind, never to be smelt again 😭 I fart into my office chair and immediately turn around to huff the fabric, those ones are the best because it includes all of the farts that have come before all mixed up 💜💜

Skillful play

+rep good moves

Let's hit some CS!

-rep wh aim ugly rat

2,5K ELO PLAYING WITH 1,4K BOT

-rep uses aimbot in game of counter strike he doesnt even strike tables what a bstrd

+rep pretty good player

-rep bot

-rep nice wh you rat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

GGs, sorry about the game crash

Absolutely no-brain kunimitsu

прими го обмен

cheater

Ez soft kid

-rep typical finish ape with wh and no life

Hippuli pippalot

wp. the real impact player!!!

-rep cheating (wallhack)

BOT

-rep !!! говна уебак

бустить Bыблядков своих

-rep hack

huesoska

Olette vieraillut pelottava luuranki! Repost tämä 3 kertaa seuraavan 2 minuuttia sekuntia tai sinua vierailee pelottava luuranki tänään! 95% ihmisistä ei lähetä tätä ..... ja ne tulee luuranki

vihaan niitä

I'am special, boy. i have good class in my school i am in a small class with people similar to me. my mummy calls me her special boy. some other adults also call me special not sure i understand. my favourite hobby is swimming, i sometimes do it after school. my favourite videogame is counter-strike (global offensive) i try my very best in that game, but it is hard because i have a bad computer which i build with my dad. haven't seen dad in a long time. one night i heard mummy and daddy arguing, he said something about me being "too artistic" for him, but i never play instruments? ..the next day mummy had too much eyeliner on her right eye. daddy left and haven't come back yet. my teacher sometimes calls my mummy and tells me about my behaviour ( sometimes im mean). often i hear mummy crying in her room. i wonder what mummy cries about, she has me her special boy.

eli siis ku mu äiti tuli mu huoneesee ku se luuli et mul kuoli joku elukka mu huonees (mitä kyl tapahtuu välil meil ku jotkut naapuruston kissat katoo xd) ku meiä talo hais iha hirveelt. se oli ettimäs et mikä hais pahalle nii se löys mun kakka sukan mun likasten pyykkejen seasta. mä en tienny et se haistatti koko talon ja emmä oo varma et se ees oli sen syy. mut kuiteski mu äiti meni iha hulluks ja ny mun pitää mennä terapiaa, niinku haloo. terapeutti kummiski luuli et mulla on joku "uloste fetissi" lol mitä seki ny meinaa ku mä pidin sitä sukkaa piilossa siel mun vaatekasassa. mut ongelma on vaa ku mä nostin mu sukat jotta mä voisin pistää ne jalkaa nii välil mulle jäi kakkaa jalkoihi ku mä unohdin missä sukassa oli kakkaa ja missä ei nii siitä jäi jotain mun jalkaa loppupäiväks sit. vaik toi onkin ainut kakkasukan miinus nii mä oon sanonu äitille et se on normaalii ja hyödyllist vähän niinku pissa kaappi. se ei usko et se o meiän sukupolven juttu

c'est assez bon mais as-tu regardé l'épisode des simpsons très gros homer :D toute la famille des simpson y apparaissent donc aussi les fans de bart simpsons homer fils se mettent à rire et bien sûr ça ferait rire aussi alors même que les gros vêtements de homer et les autres :D tu devrais le regarder bientôt

winning via chip damage from your string low, actual ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cringe

you josie is embarassing mate, spamming 1 string, not a good look for someone with 200 hours in tekken, go hit up a practice mode or something

бегом учись играть рачок,твоя Джози это позорище
спам лоу тебе не помог и не поможет
удачи в другой игре))0

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vac is coming! moron cheater!!

cheating trash!!!

cheating wall hack!!!