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16 Feb @ 7:58pm 
My name's Mathew and a little fun fact: I've made my mom's basement my gaming fortress, and my diet of mc donalds and dominos keeps me fueled through every game.
So, if you ever spot me in-game, drop me a racial slur but know that I am not a greifer. I don't consider racism to be greifing but a necessary integral part of online communication.
30 May, 2025 @ 9:35pm 
Chickenus jockius
19 May, 2025 @ 8:09pm 
Say hi to me in game if you see me! :tinder:
11 Oct, 2024 @ 12:02pm 
Dirty rat caught your ass cheating in 4k. Enjoy the hardware ban and consider getting good instead.
26 Sep, 2024 @ 1:16pm 
Seeth
26 Sep, 2024 @ 8:30am 
Skill issue stick to cheating on games without a replay system
26 Sep, 2024 @ 6:44am 
Cope
25 Sep, 2024 @ 11:14pm 
Dirty rat caught your ass cheating in 4k. Enjoy the hardware ban and consider getting good instead.
17 Apr, 2024 @ 6:41am 
I heard this guy sucks on tylenol for the flavor instead of swallowing them whole
9 Jan, 2024 @ 5:03pm 
I love the communities and sub-communities that grow and fade from the
games we play. From this, I am always willing to work with and help out
anyone who is nice to me as I to them.
I play many different games but I try to put a light amount of money into
games. Know that I am not a greifer, I cannot have fun doing that stuff. But I do have fun being silly and stupid.
16 Oct, 2023 @ 10:35am 
My name's Matthew. I've been on the internet for most of my life, and I mean that literally. I'm the guy who helps people with their computer and math. Know that I am not a greifer, I cannot have fun doing that stuff. But I do have fun being silly and stupid.
23 Mar, 2023 @ 9:21pm 
The day I met cake he was working a shift at the local mc Donald's. He ended up going through a bad csgo case addiction and landed on the streets for a while. He recently got a co op at mc Donald's again and im proud of him . ❤️
16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:52pm 
Cope
16 Dec, 2022 @ 3:29pm 
absolute ♥♥♥♥ player crutching on desync weapons, ♥♥♥♥ him + ♥♥♥♥ pot
5 Jun, 2022 @ 4:12pm 
I cant remember the last time Cake would not let me hit. He is just always there for the homies
2 Jun, 2022 @ 4:59pm 
(Internet is better now BTW, dunno why) :ftlzoltan:
13 May, 2022 @ 6:44am 
imagine living on "london ontario" 🤮🤮🤮
12 May, 2022 @ 10:09pm 
(Note: for anyone visiting my profile to background check me. I promise I'm not intentionally lag switching. My family's on an old DSL plan, we've switched ISPs, but they also have DSL that's honestly worse. Still testing and figuring things out.) :btd6salute:
27 Feb, 2022 @ 4:30pm 
+rep let is clap for my buddy
26 Feb, 2022 @ 5:38pm 
:urgle:
26 Feb, 2022 @ 5:27pm 
-REP Toronto is better anyways
24 Feb, 2022 @ 7:30pm 
+rep cake was in face
17 Feb, 2022 @ 9:22pm 
cake was plump and moist but not to rich on my tongue
17 Feb, 2022 @ 9:05pm 
-rep face was not in cake
15 Dec, 2021 @ 2:41pm 
Cakes a sink in the ♥♥♥ kind of guy
7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:02am 
tyty
6 Sep, 2021 @ 8:26pm 
Nice internet
16 Nov, 2020 @ 1:38pm 
aight
16 Nov, 2020 @ 1:04pm 
R.I.P. fell for the oldest trick in the book and got my account hacked, we good now though. :winter2019angryyul:
18 Oct, 2020 @ 2:04pm 
Im hoping this is the same guy i played phasmophobia with:bms_headcrab:
22 Dec, 2018 @ 12:35pm 
cool dude 10/10 would play again, pretty chill.
15 Nov, 2018 @ 1:24pm 
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15 Nov, 2018 @ 1:23pm 
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3 Mar, 2017 @ 2:38pm 
Why aren't you working on your robot
21 Jan, 2017 @ 3:34am 
me not have job!!! >:(
8 Jan, 2017 @ 6:26pm 
Stop trying to trigger my PTSD:2016gameingame:
8 Jan, 2017 @ 2:51am 
who r u
11 Dec, 2016 @ 1:02pm 
i like slimes :steamhappy:
11 Dec, 2016 @ 9:30am 
Well then find a way to get some money, whether it be from your job or Steam gift cards from Christmas or otherwise. Gaming is an entertainment, not a must have. :2016butterfly:
11 Dec, 2016 @ 4:09am 
i dont have money im from norway and have 0,55kr subnautica costs 140,00kr
10 Dec, 2016 @ 6:44pm 
I imagine it'll be on sale soon. You know, for Christmas. :2015cookie:
10 Dec, 2016 @ 10:38am 
i want subnautica so bad
30 Dec, 2015 @ 8:44am 
No, that's the other guy.
29 Dec, 2015 @ 10:57pm 
john revolta is that you?
30 Oct, 2015 @ 6:28pm 
thankyou
30 Oct, 2015 @ 6:06pm 
happy birthday 2 years late
7 Jul, 2015 @ 8:46pm 
I just now got back into TF2 with the new update and noticed an item in my inventory, given to me in february 2014. A horseless headless horseman's mask, and i would just now, upon noticing it, like to thank you.

So,
Thank you.
18 Mar, 2015 @ 7:29am 
I ate your mother :demoneye:-:demoneye:
25 Jan, 2014 @ 7:21am 
happy late birthday

15 Jan, 2014 @ 1:26pm 
It was my birthday yestarday! :D