Bunny design is the best I've ever seen especially arrows around her mouth

how do you even handle 17 inches, that ♥♥♥♥ could be used on a civil war battlefield

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He went to McDonald’s and spend $7 on this ♥♥♥♥ just to stick his ♥♥♥♥ in it btw

WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT HIGH IQ SOMALIAN PIRATES AT THE WORLD ECONOMIC FORUM IN SWITZERLAND WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥

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Hi, Autoerotic asphyxiation expert here!

It appears he attempted to set up the Duffy-Hellman door hang. However, this is clearly the work of an amateur as he forgot the Feinman door release. In a professional set up, one will attack some source of pressure on the door such that when the handle is turned, it will immediately swing open. I personally have either an elastic attached from the knob to the leg of my bed, or have a closet/slab leaning on the door from the outside. Although, in my research I have found that these mechanisms can sometimes fail, which is why I recommend a parent, guardian, roommate or spouse to watch over incase of a failed mechanism.

If you’re not in a constant state of post-nut clarity, you’re in a constant state of pre-nut delusion.

do you think his ass puckers in fear whenever he picks up something cylindrical

if you piss full power laser beam style in a sink that ♥♥♥♥ is spraying everywhere

You need to get over your insecurities before you can pull any kind of woman. Your weird obsession over another person's mother tells me your bully ran trains on your own mom. So here you are redirecting your frustration and anger on another person online.

I got asked for ID on Reddit yesterday. Someone’s profile was marked NSFW, wouldn’t let me look at it unless I shared photo ID.

I didn’t even want to look at the NSFW stuff, I just wanted to win an argument with them.

The google lens thing is one hell of a tool. It's like a pokedex, from bug pictures to femboy ♥♥♥♥.

You sealed your fate with covid and the vaccine. Now reap what youve sown. You were warned. No refunds.

it's honestly disturbing how much you have to doubt stuff nowadays. Like I have to see a ♥♥♥♥ now and go "is it ai or what" is so surreal

7+/-0.5inches 1.5 inches diameter bend upwards slight angle uncircumcised pink tip no noticeable veins (maybe cus of light reflection/white tend to not have veins source: had a white bf) overall score 9.5/10

Was watching a cam guy once who was just dancing around the room and only stopping to read the chat, and then his mom walked in and started cleaning his ♥♥♥♥. That was hilarious

Did this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retardo CEO said that the gay ♥♥♥♥ and LGBTQ is political and woke? ♥♥♥♥♥ ass, I lived in the Netherlands for three and a half years on and off. In total three and a half years. I was—I'm a straight man. I love the Netherlands hookers, what can I say?

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"It's my time of the month" moaned Zanik in anticipation

"That's lovely." growled Thurgo "I love munching on a redberry pie"

if its dry out and I leave the tip exposed it can get chapped

You’re the target audience for the youtube videos with the big red circle, and an arrow pointing at the circle, and a pogchamping guy pointing at the circle from the bottom right corner

Has anyone else noticed that guys ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are always long instead of round. They're so distinct from women's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

When i came out as bi my grandparents thought i was trans and started asking why i wanted to be a woman

Does anyone have the gif of like four Indian dudes stacked on top of each other inside of a van ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ each other in the ass and the cameraman comes up and they mount off of each other, pull up their jeans and smile at the camera like they were just pulling a prank. I think it was funny

Again with the blue haired chick. I hope you finesse yourself a blue haired baddy in real life, otherwise, this is an unhealthy fantasy you got

Unfortunately I doubt they'll confirm it because then it becomes official and that has consequences considering the subject matter is a walking penis with a secondary penis protruding from its rectum.

A bit unrelates but does anyone have the video where 2 guys go camping with their uncle and it turns out he can lactate?

This kinda reminds me of kidsune, some femboy from years ago I used to beat it to. Massive horse dildo, you know the drill

they made the twix double the size tryna make us fat

if you are in an american-english speaking country you have to say 'i jerked off' or 'i masturbated' both of which are the linguistic domains of pure perverts. theres no casual way to talk about jerking it or masturbating. literally just typing the words there feels very very odd. 'wanking' is user friendly and unisex. i think britain can stake some international influence in the word wank.

Genuine question, how do you pitch making video like this to your bros? Do you just say yo I got this flute at home, I could play it and you whip your ♥♥♥♥ out and move it up and down, make sure you're kinda hard but not too hard and another bro will film it

Imagine you're at a gloryhole and you just hear scissors on the other side or a knife being sharpened

This is either world most convincing satire or several layer of mental illnesses

Reminds me of the guy hitting his balls on a buttplug in his ass, and he was like screaming like springtrap

i'm gonna follow you because i will like to be more informed about your very meditated, exotic racism.

This guy reminds me of my autistic friends, they talk the same way, I bought his stuff I like him

Genuinely why does everytime i see a video of this guy jacking off he act like he was just lobotomized and was fed multiple LSD?

Absolutely disgusting. Can't believe the youth of this generation are engaging with AI-generated goon material fr. Seriously they need to be put on the weird ♥♥♥♥ on Newgrounds. A proper starting point

That among us twerking must have been some sort of sexual awakening in some random middle schooler

Very nice job on the veins, the pelvic bone bending down and pushing the balls apart is a very nice touch. Also, the grip and girth throughout the shaft are very well done. Overall 9 out of 10, I think the tip can be improved a bit other than that. This is a very nice artwork! Cheerio chap!

I have a piss kink and with every video of this man and his pee stained life I can feel said kink disappearing

I bet that man beating his balls would look really funny sped up and looped. Like a silverback gorilla beating his chest

bro deadass if you were picking flax you were a virtual slave. You needed 100K, you had to go and pick virtual cotton and string it, ♥♥♥♥ was crazy.

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