Recent reviews by Croiss

Unironically a great shooter game, plays and feels good. Very nostalgic, takes me back to the early 2010 era with the humor and memes.

The game is actually really funny and fun to play, despite looking cringe to modern audiences. Honestly probably one of the best $10 I've ever spent on a game.

If you were an internet kid during the 2000s/2010s, you will definitely enjoy this game.

Rating 7.5/10 - Good (The baseline, an overall solid time)

game sucks a͏s͏s͏.

the biggest problem is that it tries SO f͏u͏c͏k͏i͏n͏g͏ hard to sell itself as this cool half-life, scp-inspired research facility but it falls heavily flat. it just feels like fake scp bait and fails spectacularly at actually delivering that vibe. honestly it just feels like a half-life 1 mod for the most part. even Afraid of Monsters (old HL1 Mod for you ipad kids) is better than this s͏h͏i͏t͏.

and then for some reason it tries to be escape from tarkov? the survival mechanics suck f͏u͏c͏k͏i͏n͏g͏ a͏s͏s͏. the body/health system is dumb as hell and annoying, and the sprint/stamina drain makes just moving around a miserable chore.

the crafting sucks a͏s͏s͏ too. it just shouldn't exist in this format. just unlock the crafting recipes and be done with it, and base raids/nights are just downright annoying.

combat is miserable and boring. you just cant really deal with most of the enemies at all until super late game (whats the point by then lol). you can kill the basic ones fine sure, but anything bigger just feels like an unbalanced, annoying mess with no real tools to fight back other than cheese/respawn strats.

im not gonna lie, i genuinely had high hopes during the tutorial. it was actually really good and then it went to s͏h͏i͏t͏ so fast after, it's crazy.

avoid.

Rating 3/10 - Trash (Actively annoyed I wasted time on this)

Gameplay gets incredibly repetitive, fast.

Rating 4/10 - Bad (Alt-tabbed so much I forgot I was even playing/watching it.)

cringe micro-transactions/p2w garbage monetization, game is great otherwise.

Rating 7/10 - Good (The baseline, an overall solid time)

A very unique take on the clicker genre. While the game isn't very long, it is fun and creative in its execution. (lol)

I love the retro 90's aesthetics of the UI. Great game.

Rating 7/10 - Good (The baseline, an overall solid time)

The original is better.

Rating 3/10 - Trash (Actively annoyed I wasted time on this)

😭 CUTE AND FUNNY 😭

😭 EPIC ANIME RPG 😭

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I love Chinese Spyware.

Great character, makes it easier to find out who to tunnel and mori on sight before the match starts!