fun fact, texas is bigger than germany

texas covers approximately 268,597 square miles while germany covers 138,067

therefore, it's almost twice as big as germany

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roses are red
salmon run is peak
who is this man
he is thy dood

never played banjo kazooie smh

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wrong

fooper is straight

fooper is 0% guy real

fooper is a femboy

don't listen to him, calling me a dude is propaganda

Fooper is a dude

goofy ahh comment attempt

caught in 4k

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play rust sometime its a really cool survival game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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I don't wanna get outta your profile >:(

I cleared my friendslist of people I thought I'd never interact with again but then my mind changed xd

Funny that you sent me the friend-request again, because about a week ago, I saw your profile and was like: "Yeah, i remember playing with this guy..."

lets see how many people notice this message within under an hour

on my way to steal your fingers

+rep i hate fortnite

his last name is roberts

no I'm not going to get out of your profile ur mean >:v

wut

ur suck

how in the world to you play mechinecraft

hello

hey

xd

What if I don't wanna get out of your profile

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