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You have come to a very dark place. Dis manslayer is cursed I tell ya, he will embrace your fate while he eats da women man. Dis guy is no man, nor beast. He is da demon man...
Hide your women because he will feast on them you know what I be saying, brotha?
Da spirit of this demon is not like others. You wanna meet dis guy? Think again, It's like meeting evil cultists and King Arse except hundred times more man. Get outta dis cursed place or you will die just like like the others. If you praise the false demon then I hope he will feast on ya poor poor soul. Dis be da call of the Bird spirit Algazzor. Spirit be with ya man

jevLA fET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGeKSiCQkPw

>logs into Steam
>Exultatio is now playing Dota 2

+rep good trader :)

This guy is a true legend. Please my lord I will do as you command!

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Swag

+rep good trader!

I don't like your tone mister! You must behave around women like me! There are no gentleme around these days.

Excuse me sir, but on this profile we all keep a good attitude and a good spirit... If you don't follow these rules then I'm sorry but i'm afraid you'll have to leave!

++ rep very nice guy. went first with a key

Hey what's up VinegarEtti and RockyTheHorse.

hello uranium i love you are very nice and i am humanist

Dis mon eats men for breakfest, and he thinks it is a feast. He likes to rape child hookers and then he goes playing Dota 2 while pissing on our lord and savior, dat redneck peace of ♥♥♥♥, He eats poop while jerking of to justin beaver

♥♥♥♥ tier game communities:
LoL
CoD
Dota
Dota 2


wait, do I need to say more? Dota 2. Explains your penis.

♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ swag yolo ♥♥♥♥♥♥ you suck dino ♥♥♥♥ you little D molesting ballsack failure youre an abortion failed child dat turned intp a monster mongolian warchief ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and now all u do is masturbate to dota 2 pornz.



♥♥♥♥ u and ur fake swag, swaggot ♥♥♥♥♥. yolo

Uranium is a child-eating, animal-raping freak from the planet Urgazovf, where everyone are stupid and like crappy games like... DOTA 2.

I do not like your tone mister. Go back to your god forsakend land. I will make sure to kick your ass as Algazzor is my witness.

Look, you awful looking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, you've got one ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ minute before I suck your ass full of douchewater.

The rumors are true my son. Spread the word

There are rumors that you have a huge bleached butthole.

FINAL PART/5: Good enough, Uranium is a muslim so he wouldn't eat them, which he was about to do if he didn't radioactive them. Then Uranium got an idea; What if I pour the potion on my balls? And so he did. It was pain. He felt as the balls jumped out of his body, and got crispier than before; it now had a mind of it's own. It was alive.




It was me. Crispyballz. So now people ask me, what is life's greatest joke? I reply, smiling as I know everything.... Uraniums innocence and Dota 2's franchise.

PART 4: He closed his eyes slowly and felt the two balls on his head. They were soft and hairy. They had a few bugs living in the nest, and they were crispy. He felt them being slammed again his head, over and over again. He tried to stop screaming, which resulted in a sound like this; "Owwhluu... oyygllwooo!!" and then he died. The had two holes in his head where the balls would fit. He realized it was the mans ballsack that had been slammed against him The dog did a derpy face, and died. The police officers would arrive just in time to arrest him, but something happened. Uranium took the closest by radioactive potion and threw it at the police men; turning them into pigs.

PART 3: The dog screamed retardedly "OWLHYGWOOOOOGHLLLWORUWLGURYWLL!!". Then Uranium took the dog out on the floor and threw him on the ground! Then the dog lied and looked up to him; knowing something bad would happen. But he did not know his faith was about to be sealed; the old man was still sitting reading the news paper at home, no idea his dog was getting raped by a clown killer. Uranium, had something in his pocket. The dog could see the shape of it, round like the ball he used to chase in the garden; but bigger. A lot bigger. He looked more carefully and saw TWO balls. They smelled bad; and we all know dogs can sniff themselves in the butt, so this must have smelled REALLY bad. This might be the reason proffesor badass passed out. He looked out of the window and hoped it would be over soon; thought about his owner, and his nice and warm familiar smell.

PART 2: I replied "I'm afraid we don't know." But I did. I saw it all. Uranium - this evil man, had done it in such horrible ways he no longer felt human. He had put on a clown mask, then sneaked in at the vet to find his victim. The dog was at the yearly vet to check everything was alright. It wasn't. Or at least it wouldn't be. Uranium ran in, pushed the vet, which was my friend Proffesor Badass aside. Proffesor Badass, in this case Vet Badass, fel down at the side. Uranium, the monster, took the dog in a bag. He dragged the bag across the floor and we could see blood dripping from it, but the dog was not even close to what pain he would feel soon. Uranium laughed and coughed at the same time with a deep negro-like voice. He then slammed the dog (who was in the bag) into the wall over and over again.

This guy's profile pic is cursed. The dog you see on it is actually dead. It was the picture of it lying in the hospital. The owner took a picture of the dog and cried. Nobody knew what happened except for me and Uranium. I saw Uranium brutally kill this dog. Now he has the profile picture as a sign of "honor". The picture the owner took while crying at his dogs shoulder. The owner was an old man with a face like a nice grandpa. His eyes were blue like the sea; and his smile was as warm as a nice cottage when bitter cold is outside. He cried. It was a sad sight. It was sometimes even worse to see old people cry because they look so sad when they try to stop. But he didn't. He loved his dog more than himself. It was his last companion after his wife died seven years ago. He looked at the dogs face and kissed his big wet lips. He asked himself "What happened to you, my doggie...?" and brushed off his tears from his chin. I, the doctor, was standing by his side.

Proffesor ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Badass, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Who dares enter my profile without MY permission?!

this guys anus is filled with so many watermelons his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is called africa

This guy is a big ♥♥♥♥♥♥

i already knew that

Crispyballz:You didnt even metiond the cats, thaey can serve in the legion to.

This guy likes to drink old men's nipple juice. He likes to later put it in a mixer to drink with breakfast cereal and the cereal is bear nipples that has been cut off. He likes them in his mouth.




Also, he likes to listen to one direction while masturbating to old arabian women in burka.

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