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Mr. Popsicle 19 Nov, 2025 @ 6:37pm 
📂Documents
└📁Lil Dumb Raccoo
└📁Homosexual Content
└⚠️ This folder is too large to open
Mr. Popsicle 6 Oct, 2025 @ 4:59pm 
+rep probably gay
Tasso 25 Mar, 2025 @ 10:14pm 
-rep sounds fat
Mr. Popsicle 10 Sep, 2024 @ 7:14pm 
Every wank you had thinking of some little blue hedge hog getting his bung hole chilli cheese blasted with sour cream, I was there. Every time you sipped a little bit of subpar sprite as you passed it to a customer thinking you had a win, I was there. Every little victory you've had I was there, everytime you nutted prematurely thinking of what it would be like to "accidentally" fall on that glass of pickles rectum first. I was there. Keaton, you cannot escape me, my victory of you is totalitarian. Your pathetic excuse for a retort shows that you have not improved or augmented your mind. Your come backs are weaker than your pullout game and you can't even back out of a driveway. If you're going to take a shot at the king, don't take a page out of T. Crooks book. Don't miss. Catch you in your dreams
Mr. Popsicle 10 Sep, 2024 @ 7:14pm 
This man comes out of a three year gaming hiatus and the first thing on his mine before he can even go to bed is me. This man has brain rot and I'm the infection. This little guy thinks that just because he has a life or family or whatever ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dream a whattaburger employee has that he, can escape me. He's wrong. This man got negative game, he been wondering for years what he did to me to deserve my ire but as every sleepless night goes by he is no closer to the truth. He thought he was safe, he thought my inactivity was weakness, he thought he was going to post a little wall flame and walk back to his hidey hole. Well, Keaton you little Nebraskan, whattaburger dweeb, I'm not back, I never left. While you hid under the guise of getting a life or a family stopping your anime obsession. I knew deep down you would return. I knew the only thing between me and making fun of your little ginger disposition was time.
Mr. Popsicle 23 Oct, 2023 @ 5:06pm 
You think I forgot about you? You think I would just let you lay around in your little cloud of anonymity? DID YOU CONSIDER ME when you were beating that little mushroom head to Baldurs Gate 3 blurred out youtube videos? I have not forgotten you, your odor, your general lack of hygiene and your crate full of socks harder than thors hammer. You may have thought yourself safe Kevin but I know that behind those doors you've been spending 1000+ hours trying to find the optimal way to get your rope off without losing a skill check. Keep squinting Kyle because those pixels aren't going to un-blurr themselves. Just know the next time you shooting rope that you're really thinking of me. Later virgin
Mr. Popsicle 16 Dec, 2022 @ 4:17pm 
This man got flamed so hard he had to take a retirement from gayming
Mr. Popsicle 8 Jul, 2022 @ 5:11pm 
This dude has had me in his head so long, his brain is mine by squatters rights. Type of dude who likes water with his cereal. Probably parks in the shade on a hot day, this Tony Mc Kyle probably couldn't even read me the whole transcript of Red Fish, Blue Fish. If you ever wonder the type of person who reads Dr. Seuss to themself at 34 look no further.
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Mr. Popsicle 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:08pm 
Lil dumb had to swap out of my school district because every person, including the guidance counselor, had been with his mum. She was passed around like a pack of mint gum at an early morning bible study. She walked a mile in any womans shoes but just because she was already wearing em. She didn't even do it for the clout she just did it to forget that her boi was the one getting his ass beat on Gary Mods mud wrestling simulator.
Kris Dion Pringle 5 Nov, 2021 @ 10:33pm 
dude awakens from his anime crusted-sock hibernation of a year to come and post some squid game crud on my wall. I dont own a netflix subscription, and I prefer not to read subtitles. PLEASE STOP. I'm tired of you hopping on the latest trends and acting like your on the cutting edge of entertainment, when you haven't read anything besides harry potter fan-fiction since you were in the 3rd grade. You should just stick to increasing your Garry's Mod playtime since that's all your good at. You can comment on my wall when you care to play the Dead by Daylight tutorials, which I know for a FACT you have never touched. Peace, tell your mother I will stop by tomorrow after my RuneScape sesh
Kris Dion Pringle 20 Mar, 2021 @ 2:46pm 
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance and you don't know karate. Face it, you're never gonna make it.
Mr. Popsicle 17 Mar, 2021 @ 6:20pm 
This man looks like how a 3rd grader would draw a bolemic dinosaur. Hes all arms and no brains. Everyday he wakes up looking at a jizz covered picture of sonic and tails and every night his mother wonders if the dank, jizz filled cavern that was once her son's room would just return to being their basement.
Mr. Popsicle 7 Feb, 2021 @ 7:00pm 
Now I'm no fry cook at Wendy's like yourself but I'm fairly certain that I own your chicken nugget looking ass. While you're off holding the line losing your mum's life savings to GME just remember that the real money is at the Wendy's that you just left behind you. You'll never amount to anything more then the frycook who gives gloryhole blowjobs through the seam of unused Wendy's fish filet boxes.
Mr. Popsicle 21 Jan, 2021 @ 5:30pm 
You have 60 seconds to prepare your chicken nugget looking ass until I decide that I'm not gonna dip in you some sweet baby raes. You're going down into the almost empty ranch dipping cup and just like that dipping cup theres not enough to go around. So all you'll be is a little nugget with no sauce. Its taken over 43 seconds to read this message, Daniel your time is running out ready up or forever be the nugget your mom thought you'd be.
Mr. Popsicle 26 Nov, 2020 @ 3:39pm 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Dead by Daylight
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Sexual Encounters
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁Can of Beans Eating Tutorials
⠀└⠀✅This folder is full
Kris Dion Pringle 6 Nov, 2020 @ 7:23pm 
I’m better than you
Mr. Popsicle 22 Sep, 2020 @ 2:30pm 
📁Local Disk (C:)
└📁Program Files (x86)
⠀└📁steam
⠀⠀└📁steamapps
⠀⠀⠀└📁common
⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Dead by Daylight
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁Skills
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└📁 Sexual Encounters
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀└⚠️This folder is empty
📁USB (D:)
└📁Bondage Sonic the Hedgehog jpegs
⠀└⠀✅This folder is full
Mr. Popsicle 15 Jun, 2020 @ 5:46pm 
BOUNTY:
Steven AKA LIL DUMB RACCOO
Wanted for aggressively beating his meat to Bondage Sonic furry fan fiction.
Banned at SonicFest effective: 2009
Banned at FurCon effective: 2009
Banned at FursRus effective: 2009

Often found struggling at Gay Mud Wrestling simulator
DEAD OR ALIVE
They are armed with extreme homophobic hentai, black face, and a small PP
Kris Dion Pringle 8 Jun, 2020 @ 9:27pm 
one look at his steam groups is all you need to know. You'll need a bath from a powerwasher after you see his youtube search history. Every sunday night his mom walks into his room with a look of disgust then a deep sigh. She goes in to grab his laundry hoping the extra bit of help will get him to apply himself and visit some local community colleges at least. Every sunday she sees the piles of anime printouts and socks that thor's hammer itself couldn't bend back to it's normal state. She blames herself, she didn't realize the years of buying him sonic the hedghog gamecube discs would lead to this. No one did. We can now only hope that someday this poor soul will buy new socks and apply himself more
SaladMander 18 Mar, 2019 @ 1:23pm 
"when I say ur done ur done" r/iamverybadass took a big trip today...
Averyx 15 Jul, 2018 @ 4:30pm 
yo ♥♥♥♥ you got signed by monto thats lit
ChatMadeMeDoIt 28 Aug, 2017 @ 6:18pm 
- Monto :whiteward:
Bribable 28 Oct, 2015 @ 10:57pm 
My lovely son. :D