Recent reviews by Extifail

Cozy and fun

Uninspired and poorly executed. The last chapter is particularly egregious: Overtuned boss that will kill you if you aren't perfect. Random events that you can't react to, so you just have to do trial and error.

Just wait until Reanimal.

Poorly made, extremely buggy

Great game, like a condensed, fast pace Elden Ring. I like that it is scaled for multiplayer.

It could be good, but the game has major flaws that ruin it.

The #1 issue is that game mode and map is determined purely by democracy. That means EVERY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ server is the same BAD game mode. When you finally get a server that has a good game mode, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ come in and change it to the same game mode as every other server.

Any sort of ♥♥♥♥ talking results in being banned from ALL SERVERS for a week. THAT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ RETARDED.

How about you fix the game mode issue and then people won't hate the other players?

Great game, figured I'd finally review after seeing a bunch of FAKE bad reviews on this game.

I would wait to play until next update though, as they are resetting everyone's progress :/

DO NOT BUY!!!

While it's a cool concept, the execution is the worst I have ever seen.

The most egregious problem is the extremely bad UI.

To craft a single cog you have to:
1) Press E on the table
2) Click the circle (which is the only option???)
3) Click the "parts" category
4) Click the cog (this does take you back to the circle, thank God)
4.5) optional +1 click for the amount you want to craft
5) Then click the craft button
6) Click ESC (the only button that closes any menu)
6.5) wait maybe 5 seconds per cog
7) Click E on the physical cog that is output.

A total of 7 clicks (+ up to 9 if you want more than 1) between 3 different keys to craft a single item.
Anything that involves fuel is an additional 3-12 clicks.

Heaven forbid you choose not to craft something or forgot an ingredient because you have to back out of every layer one at a time. "Oh okay, just spam RMB until I'm out" no no no, that would make too much sense, you can use RMB to go back to previous menus but: THERE IS NO WAY TO LEAVE A MENU, WHETHER CRAFTING, INVENTORY OR STORAGE, WITHOUT HITTING ESC!!!! THAT IS INSANE.

Look at your keyboard right now, and compare where the ESC key is compared to your hand on the WASD keys. No one can reach that while hitting other buttons. It's like manually resetting a typewriter. And the tiny chests compound the problem like crazy: on my train, I have a wall of 8 chests, and when I was strapped for space I had to stand in front of them spamming E and ESC to check them for what I needed. Starting chest is 2x2 slots, the next upgrade in 10hrs is 2x3, next upgrade in 10hrs has a little too many different ingredients and isn't worth the hassle of the menu.

Look at Minecraft, click E to open inventory, click E to close inventory, no convoluted or deep UI, good game.

So the menus are terrible, what about the action?
Shooting at Nazis (wow real original) can't be as hard to figure out as menus, but I have to assume the AI hasn't been implemented yet. All they do is walk around sporadically, laser-focused on your exact point, and blast as soon as your head is visible.

How about the actual train management at the least?
It could be fun if it wasn't such a hassle to do anything. The process of relocating objects is:
Press N -> wait 3 seconds for stupid animation -> press G on item -> find where you want it and press LMB -> press a button that exits the construction mode -> wait another 3 seconds for another stupid animation to finish -> now you can go back to the crafting, wow.
Another simple task that needs 4 clicks and 3 or 4 different keys. God help you if you hit B instead of N by accident because that's another 3-second animation into and then out of the Build menu. This makes moving a stack of crates a nightmare because you can't just move the shelf and have the crates come with it, you have to unload the shelf, relocate said shelf, then reload the crates into it. "oh you forgot the stupid ass key combination to do that? Here's a 7-second animation before you can retry" how about ♥♥♥♥ you and your stupid designer who clearly thinks they're being cute?

Multiplayer doesn't even work correctly.

Would not recommend unless you would enjoy developing carpal tunnel.

Too many hackers and no way to avoid them.

Poorly made:
-Constant crashes
-Unbalanced
-Not much end game
-You can get all the way through a hard mission, and if someone else's game crashes(extremely common), you lose all of *YOUR* rewards.

It's fun when it works, as long as some BS doesn't insta-kill you out of nowhere.
You're better off waiting for it to be fixed.

How do you even release something this bad, and then never fix it?