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6.9 hrs on record

I can't go to war I have PTSD from this game

Posted 15 February. Last edited 15 February.

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30.2 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)

>Take office in UK
>Reduce poverty
>Grow the economy majorly
>Balance the books, for the first since WW2 we're running a fiscal surplus
>Have a majorly positive effect on the country
>Get voted out

"This games too hard, imma play USA"
>Take office in the USA
>Spend years running the country into the ground
>Yeah I don't know how to play this game, just press buttons
>Cause every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crisis
>Election coming up, I don't even realise so I don't campaign
>Re-elected with a landslide

10/10

Posted 20 February, 2025. Last edited 20 February, 2025.

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87.1 hrs on record (83.6 hrs at review time)

This game is a testimony of why men shouldn't become gods.

Posted 29 June, 2024.

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131.3 hrs on record

I wish I could buy it again.

Posted 29 June, 2024.

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2.5 hrs on record

Incredible heart breaking interactive story line with Dark Souls level difficulty. Only buy if you have a strong heart and iron will.

Posted 29 June, 2024.

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228.4 hrs on record (173.1 hrs at review time)

World's 2# most effective birth control.
Behind Yu-Gi-Oh! The Card Game.

Posted 29 June, 2024.

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16.2 hrs on record (11.3 hrs at review time)

Works as advertised. I am now Andrew Tate.

Posted 29 June, 2024.

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31.2 hrs on record (20.6 hrs at review time)

Misleading Marketing.
My wallpaper isn't a motor vehicle engine.

Posted 29 June, 2024.

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194.5 hrs on record

Couldn't sex the skeleton 😞

Posted 29 June, 2024.

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27.7 hrs on record (14.8 hrs at review time)

I tried doing this in real life inside the UN Department for peace.
Fortunately no one was in attendance.

Posted 29 June, 2024.

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