Recent reviews by Sixty-seven & 2

Veteran teaches others to treat animals with respect

Probably the best VR game in recent history. Can't wait to see where the devs take it next.

I was excited to play this game as it seemed to be very similar to BaS but with much more content and even a multiplayer mode. Unfortunately, I can't bring myself to even see that content because the core component of a vr swordfighting game, hitting things with swords, just feels awful and unresponsive. It feels similar to if you've ever tried punching or otherwise hitting something in a dream, very sluggish and has little impact. If the game could get an update bringing the physics of the swordplay on par with BaS, I would be very interested in giving it another try.

Jerma sucks at this game and so do i

a work of art even with its various flaws (looking at you lost izalith and the titanite demon hitboxes)

the mace alone made this the best game ever

i play it on the xbox app instead but it's goated either way

the bugs can open doors

WASH AWAY THE ANGER
im gonna try to do one of these copypasta reviews


---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Pre-Teens (10-12)
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / (very) Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if you care about achievements
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely (insane, a man made of magnets rants about memes being the dna of the soul and a literal us senator is the final boss)
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☑ (Criminally) Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☑ 10 (buy it now)

good