Recent reviews by Exiled Jason

what the ♥♥♥♥ am i doing with my life?

It's good but i'd say the "magic" from having the first 2 games remade has worn off so i don't see myself playing this for the long haul but despite that it's fun and i'd say its worth playing

Absolute cinema

Scratches that Hotline Miami itch i have

I like the main game just wanted to show support

bit of a bummer that the main menu theme wasn't included in the ost

Had a few issues with some broken side quests and missing dialogue but i enjoyed the main story and it scratched and itch i had for something like a scrolls game

On par with with the original wanted dead or alive in my opinion if they ever do anything else with the desperados IP i hope it will be just as good as this

I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach’s natural habitat.

Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

Told the guy in the hardware store i was a drug dealer and he gave me free stuff that got a laugh out of me

anyways fun game

10/10 Ubisoft wishes assassins creed shadows was this good