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unlimited games but no games?

Maybe i should get you a porcelain throne :💩

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if ty took a deep breath every time he was tilted he would have popped by now

It sounds dumb, but a deep breath can prevent tilt.

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why did the baker commit suicide?
his family kneaded the dough

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A step-by-step recipe for a foolproof sponge cake:

Ingredients:

- 125g/4oz butter or margarine, softened
- 125g/4oz caster sugar
- 2 medium eggs
- 125g/4oz self raising flour

-Method:

1. Heat the oven to 180C/350F/Gas 4.

2. Line two 18cm/7in cake tins with baking parchment

3. Cream the butter and the sugar together until pale. Use an electric hand mixer if you have one.

4. Beat in the eggs.

5. Sift over the flour and fold in using a large metal spoon.

6. The mixture should be of a dropping consistency; if it is not, add a little milk.

7. Divide the mixture between the cake tins and gently spread out with a spatula. Bake for 20-25 minutes until an inserted skewer comes out clean. Allow to stand for 5 minutes before turning on to a wire rack to cool.

8. Sandwich the cakes together with jam or whipped cream.

9. Throw it in the bin.

10. Go to McDonalds.

Hope this was helpful.

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sup juliet

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+rep I got lost on a map but managed to find my way to an exit from following this fella's hat

Sister Suzie, brother John
Martin Luther, Phil and Don!

hi im sorry i thurt we were going out and if we were i didnt mean to dump you soz 😭

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