Dead Space is a third-person survival horror video game developed by EA Redwood Shores (later known as Visceral Games) for PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and Microsoft Windows. It is the first installment in the Dead Space series and was released on October 14, 2008 on PS3 and Xbox 360 and October 20 for Windows. The player takes on the role of an engineer named Isaac Clarke, who battles the polymorphic undead species called the "Necromorphs" on board a stricken interstellar mining ship named the USG Ishimura.

Dead Space is a third-person survival horror video game developed by EA Redwood Shores (later known as Visceral Games) for PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and Microsoft Windows. It is the first installment in the Dead Space series and was released on October 14, 2008 on PS3 and Xbox 360 and October 20 for Windows. The player takes on the role of an engineer named Isaac Clarke, who battles the polymorphic undead species called the "Necromorphs" on board a stricken interstellar mining ship named the USG Ishimura.

Dead Space is a third-person survival horror video game developed by EA Redwood Shores (later known as Visceral Games) for PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and Microsoft Windows. It is the first installment in the Dead Space series and was released on October 14, 2008 on PS3 and Xbox 360 and October 20 for Windows. The player takes on the role of an engineer named Isaac Clarke, who battles the polymorphic undead species called the "Necromorphs" on board a stricken interstellar mining ship named the USG Ishimura.

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A Bangledeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography on his laptop. As no one seemed to notice or call him out for it, the man began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, the student put his clothes back on. But soon, he tried to hug female flight attendants.

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W momencie gdy chciał złapać mnie za wąsa zirytowałem się i krzyknąłem, że jego teoria grawitacji ssie, powaliłem go na ziemię i napisałem mu na czole równanie Einsteina. Profesor był pełny podziwu dla moich umiejętności bronienia prawd fizycznych i z radością wpisał mi 5+. Kiedy wychodziłem zerknąłem, jak idzie drugiemu studentowi, który miał minutę, żeby jako Galileusz uzasadnić model heliocentryczny jednocześnie uwalniając się z płonącego stosu. Dostał 4, bo chociaż poprawnie opisał całą teorię, to miał lekkie poparzenia trzeciego stopnia

Wszedłem do sali nieśmiało trzymając w dłoniach indeks. Wykładowca powitał mnie, a następnie kazał mi ubrać białą perukę oraz przykleić sobie sztucznego wąsa. Sam zaś nałożył na głowę siedemnastowieczną perukę, po czym wyjebał mi gonga w ryj i krzyknął "ty chuju czas jest bezwzględny". W mig zrozumiałem, co mnie czeka. Moje przebranie miało mnie upodobnić do wielkiego fizyka Alberta Einsteina, zaś moim oponentem był sam Isaac Newton, który swoim szkalowaniem koncepcji względności czasu zatrzymał rozwój fizyki na 200 lat. Począłem wyprowadzać transformację Lorentza przy tablicy, podczas gdy profesor kopał mnie i próbował wyrwać mi kredę z dłoni.

Eksperymenty przeprowadza się na studentach, bo jest ich dużo i na szczurach, bo są inteligentne. Ja jako przedstawiciel tej pierwszej grupy byłem ofiarą pewnej szczególnej innowacji dydaktycznej, która w założeniu miała mnie przygotować do odważnego tworzenia nauki.
Jestem studentem fizyki, lvl 20. Miałem dzisiaj egzamin ustny z mechaniki na pewnej renomowanej uczelni Rzeczpospolitej Polskiej.

Zastanawiacie się jak kibice wnoszą race na stadion. Otóż juz wam mówię. Jadę kiedyś na mecz, parkuje sobie na parkingu pod Torwarem, patrzę a tu grupka łysych sebixów wypina tyłki, a inny ładują tam ogromne ilości rac. Większość z nich była solidnie przecwelona w więzieniu więc poważne ilości pirotechniki zostały ukryte w odbytach wyklętych. Później dzieje się rzecz nieprawdopodobna, jeden z gniazdowych Legii wbija i wypina tyłek, a grupka ultrasów pakuje mu tam wielką oprawę ze świnią (Legia - Aktobe). Myślałem że się nie zmieści, ale nic z tych rzeczy, zapakowali całość, a później do odbytu weszło 13 osób z zakazami stadionowymi krzyczac ciągle "chodźcie śmiało jest nas mało".

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What I miss about home, is the rain, and the greenness, and the pint of Harp™. And the evening before us, and the friends coming in, and the pint of Harp™. And Sally O’Brien of the way she might look at you. And joining the chorus; and the pint of Harp™. All the money is good and the suntan is free; you could fry an egg on the stones here. If you had an egg. And you could certainly sink a pint of Harp™, if ye had a pint of Harp™.

Let me tell you a sad story. There was once a young boy who was not well liked. The older his friends became the more bitter his hatred escalated. Every day they were beaten up so badly, he lost half of his face. His eyes were swollen shut and he was covered in bandages. To see how he really felt was beyond words, and every time it seemed like they could just keep going - the punishment would get worse. One day, a woman stopped in to buy some bread. He didn't listen to her. He didn't seem to care.

Then one day he walked right into her bed... room... She screamed and ran out screaming. The next morning she said to her parents "I don't know what I did to him, you're useless." He just stood there and didn't even move, all the while the old man tried to comfort him. Then one day there was some sort of accident. A boy was playing with his friends when a big wooden hammer f-fell on one of his friends... And knocked him down as well. At the hospital the nurse looked on, but still she said "Not that bad," and then something..

Look here buddy, don't project your insecurities on me just because you have a bad haircut, maybe if you got it fixed girls would actually agree to go on dates with you. Or better yet maybe Tanisha’ll call your dog butt if she stops messing with that brain surgeon or lawyer or swimming pool cleaner or marine biologist or chiropractor or police commissioner or male stripper or train conductor or funeral director or trailer park supervisor or Subway sandwich artist or black jack dealer or customer service rep or gardener or kpop radio Deejay she's messing with. Dingus

YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM, SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?

DON'T HAVE ANY?

YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?

THE TRUTH IS YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF ARMY-ISSUE EQUIPMENT.

THAT SUIT IS GOING TO COME OUT OF YOUR PAY

AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD

WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A

MARK II POWERED COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!

REPORT TO THE ARMORY AND HAVE A NEW SUIT ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME, PRIVATE!

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So am I the only one upset about how WWII ended? I mean they built Hitler up to be the big bad and just when he is about to face justice, he goes and kills himself. WTF was the point of him if FDR and Churchill were not going to fight him in an epic duel to save the world? And don't get me started on FDR! They just kill him half way through! Truman totally did not deserve to win the war, his character arc was not about war winning. And it certainly wasn't about destroying two cities with BS deus ex weapons that came out of no where.

And another thing that pissed me off is that in the last episode of the war we find out that Stalin was a bad guy the entire time! Where was this foreshadowed to us? WTF, total character assassination. He was all about freeing the oppressed and bringing about a new system that wasn't shackling the poor and they made him a dictator??

Anyways, WWII was cool but its end was absolutely trash and I would like you guys to sign a petition to have it rewritten.

Yeah so I’ll try to be quick. I was in EB Games yesterday with my daughter looking at the PC Parts and I said something out loud about wanting a PC and not being able to afford one and I was approached by a guy who i admit was kinda shady but he said if i just give him my daughter and dont ask any questions he’ll pay for all my pc parts. I told him id need to think about it so he gave me a number to call. I mentioned it to my wife and she was mortified that I would even think about it but i think she’s being a bit silly. WIBTA?

EDIT: the acid finally wore off and it turns out I already did this three years ago. Nvrmnd lmao

Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!

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I am and always will be a racist, everyone in my family is a racist. We're so racist that we've watched every single Nascar race and we all drive manuals too, that's how racist we are 📷. Some races are superior to others, mainly the F1 races, nothing like a good ol' race war. I love being a racist around everyone I see but not everyone appreciates the power of my Mustang, one time I got kicked out of a restaurant for telling everyone that I'm a racist. I wish more people were as racist as I am. Upvote if you're a true racist.

Edit: thanks for the silver kind stranger !

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OP is a Trump supporter.

I have downvoted every post you have ever posted and have reported this post. If this behaviour does not change, your punishment will further continue.

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Uwu nuzzles my head into your chest. Then I begin pushing my head harder into your abdomen. It begins to hurt. I pull my head back and throw it at your chest, slamming it into your ribcage. You try to move but you’re in pain. I slam again and again. Your ribs begin breaking. I keep hitting until your lungs begin collapsing. You gasp for air as I throw one last head bash directly into your heart, completely destroying it. My love is now pouring out of your ears and eyes.

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♥♥♥♥, my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mom caught me with the neighbors tarantula. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my Xbox 360 I might not ever get to see spiders again.

Add skin with big boob and sex in the Game

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I’m ready go tonight
There's a party, alright
We don’t need the reason for joy oh yeah
Tick down to midnight
Tonight’s gonna be bright
So the grooves make me move oh yeah
I’m feeling like,
I’m feeling just as fly
Can’t stop dancing all night long
Jumpin’ up! Shake it up!
Move your body
Don’t stop the music all night long
Keep it on! It’s Friday night

I (18M) was at my crush's (24F) birthday party. Her mom (69F) and dad (420M) asked me whether i could go get her from upstairs because she was taking too long to get ready. I went upstairs and knocked at her room, to which my crush (24F) said "♥♥♥ inside"

Good soldiers follow orders, so i unzipped my pants and pulled her shorts down, then came inside her.

She(24F)slapped me and threw me downstairs and her parents (69F and 420M) put up a case on me

I just followed her(24F) orders, AITA?

EDIT: can u guys please take away the awards? I dont need them, you should use that money to make this world better, maybe donate it to some NGO that works against rape, this post was meant to be a troll and i did not need awards. Would love that happening!

PLEASE dont report me i was just joking it was just a joke between a very handsome and charming man (me) and his weak and vulnerable but still very cute girlfriend (you)

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🚨 PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY 🚨
THIS RIGHT HERE IS MY GIRLFRIEND, SHE IS THE LOVELIEST PERSON IVE EVER MET AND I CANNOT THINK OF ANYTHING OR ANYONE ELSE THAT MAKES ME SMILE LIKE SHE DOES
I LOVE HER SO MUCH AND SHE LOVES ME MORE IN RETURN, I COULD NEVER EVER EVEN IN MY MOST AMBITIOUS DREAMS
SHE IS THE ONE AND TRUE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND THERE IS NOTHING I WOULD EVER MISS WITH HER, I LOVE HER SO MUCH
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People that didn't like tlou2 is because Tlou 2 is about revenge while Tlou 1 is about love. Love will always make people like it more easily than a strong theme such as revenge. Tlou 2 is a masterpiece for those who have a mature mind.

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Ask him about getting a glans piercing. The glans is the tip of the penis. It will hurt, though there may be numbing spray. It will be like a little metal rod through the pee-opening with two studs on the end.

Next you'll need a bike. A basic mountain bike will do but make sure the seat is adjustable incase your manhood (penis) isn't long enough to reach the front tire.

When you encounter one of these gangs whip out your pee-wee (penis) and let it rub on the spokes of your spinning bike wheel. This will sound like a motor bike (motorcycle) and will startle the thugs/bullies.

The vibrations from the stud on your glans (penis tip) will quickly make you climax/♥♥♥. Anyone who sees you ♥♥♥ will be scared of you and your penis tip.

This may sound crazy, but I'm serious. It's gotten me laid twice so far.

I’m terrified of the m&ms from the commercials. Imagine you rear back and punch one of these monstrosities. Instantly you hear a sickly crunch of its candy exoskeleton, but also a searing pain that shoots through your knuckles and metacarpals. You pull back and hit it again, this time, it's candy armor gives out and your fist sinks deep into its chocolate core. You attempt to draw back again but realize you're stuck. That candy shell was the only thing stopping the chocolate from melting. That's when it stops feigning pain. Can they even feel pain? That's when the second one appears. Both of them laughing.

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl's shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart my übernut accelerating to %5 the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my school.

I really hate you
Stop getting in my way
I've lost my patience
When are you gonna decay?
I want to throw you out
Just like my broken TV
If you'll come back once more
It shall be painful you'll see!
I hope you die in a fire!
Hope you'll be stabbed in the heart, hope you'll get shot and expire!
Hope you'll be taken apart
Hope this is what you desire!

Signed by yamazaki <3

Did Eve ever suck Adam’s ♥♥♥♥? Did they go doggy style? Did Eve ever tell Adam to put it in her ass? Did she ever say, “Slurpy slurpy daddy, I want some more”? Did she spread her cheeks for Adams perfect ♥♥♥♥? Did God ever watch Adam pound His daughter, proud of His creation? Did Adam and God get confused whenever Eve says daddy? Did Eve ever dream of a threesome with Adam and God? Did Adam ever do the helicopter with the first ♥♥♥♥ ever created? Did Eve ever sit on Adams face?

Reddit, AMIA? I (21m) beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of my wife (30 F) with my fullscale big chungus action figure, and ruptured her left kidney because she claimed wholesome 100 keanu reeves wasn't breath taking. She's in the hospital now and won't reply to my messages asking if she has seen the latest post on r/chonkers. It was a really funny big chungus cat.