you fool! Don't you know that traps aren't gay? Let me explain why. First, we need to look at math, which has been called the language of the universe. See, traps are undeniably male, otherwise they wouldn't be traps, they'd be trans. Therefore, if a man ♥♥♥♥♥ a trap, then it'd be two men ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Still with me? Now, when men and women ♥♥♥♥ it's called "multiplying", and creates something more than nothing, a child, a positive. When multiplying that means that the multiplicand and the multiplier are either both positive or both negative. That means that men and women are basically the same, which sounds pretty gay to me. Taking this conclusion though we can determine that if two men ♥♥♥♥, a positive doesn't form, meaning that they have two different signs. And thus, I rest my case.
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Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay. But a trap is like half male, half female, and thus a trap with a girl would add up to 75% girl, and thus only 25% gay. 2 women would be ideal, but that would be a lesbian relationship, which brings it around to gay again. If you fap to furry porn, then it's in a weird gray area, where if it's people in fursuits, the same rules apply, but if it's with animals, I would think it depends on said animal's sexuality. Then there's consent. If a person doesn't consent to something, but the other person does it anyway, that makes the other person stronger, and thus less gay. Let's say that means they're about 50% less gay. If it was gay -blam!-, that means that it's now 75% gay. If it's straight -blam!- by a man, then it's 25% gay. And, if it's trap gay porn, than that's 12.5% gay. So technically, yes, -blam!- trap porn is the least gay porn there is, but that's still looped in with trap porn, hence why fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is.